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TiNi

#78585
January 21, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 21, 2011, 05:44:08 PM
I have a new avatar...

I could change my screen name.

Would that make me funny?

no...

but you falling backwards through a screen door would  :-*

Randimus Maximus

#78586
January 21, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 21, 2011, 05:44:08 PM
I have a new avatar...

I could change my screen name.

Would that make me funny?

Are you supposed to be this guy:::::> http://www.frozendeadguy.com/ ?

He has his own festival - http://www.nederlandchamber.org/events_fdgd-home.html

;D

MendoDave

#78587
January 21, 2011, 05:50:46 PM
I have a dog named Tuscany, I cringe when I see her chewing those fleas.

When the birds fall off the roof they don't need to worry.
Cause soon they have a home in Tuscany's belly.

Tuscany's belly, Tuscany's belly, the birds like to sing in Tuscany's belly...

DarkMonster620

#78588
January 21, 2011, 05:51:36 PM
Ever ning all ... short visit ... pc is up & running ... running tests ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

LMT

#78589
January 21, 2011, 06:01:04 PM
It is a Ukrainian borscht.  Beef, carrots, celery, onion, cabbage, and potato.

There are many ways to make it. Borscht is nothing more then root vegetable stew.

I made a loaf of rye bread too!  [beer]

Bick

#78590
January 21, 2011, 06:01:41 PM
New advances in beer!

This one seems a lot like rifling...
http://www.examiner.com/craft-beer-in-augusta/millercoors-introduces-new-marketing-gimmick-the-vortex-bottle

And on the other side of the company...
http://www.larelybeagle.com/2009/01/08/coors-light-to-release-new-shotgunnable-can-with-second-tab-on-side/

I'm sure both of these new technologies will greatly improve the taste of the contents.  [roll]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#78591
January 21, 2011, 06:03:24 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 21, 2011, 05:49:10 PM
Are you supposed to be this guy:::::> http://www.frozendeadguy.com/ ?

He has his own festival - http://www.nederlandchamber.org/events_fdgd-home.html

;D
I have my own festival too.

It's called DIMBY...

and no one is dead...

except the brain dead cop.
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 21, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
no...

but you falling backwards through a screen door would  :-*
Been there. :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#78592
January 21, 2011, 06:08:44 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 21, 2011, 06:01:04 PM
It is a Ukrainian borscht.  Beef, carrots, celery, onion, cabbage, and potato.

There are many ways to make it. Borscht is nothing more then root vegetable stew.

I made a loaf of rye bread too!  [beer]
Beef is not a root vegetable... ;D...just sayin'.

I've never had Borscht with anything in it except cabbage.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#78593
January 21, 2011, 06:10:06 PM
And beets?

ducpainter

#78594
January 21, 2011, 06:15:05 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 21, 2011, 06:10:06 PM
And beets?
You knew what I meant... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Honestly I've never had anything but veggies in Borscht.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


LMT

#78595
January 21, 2011, 06:18:28 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 21, 2011, 06:15:05 PM
You knew what I meant... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Honestly I've never had anything but veggies in Borscht.

Try it will beef!  Yum Yum Good. 

ducpainter

#78596
January 21, 2011, 06:27:03 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 21, 2011, 06:18:28 PM
Try it will beef!  Yum Yum Good. 
If served cold...like it was in my family...

I'll skip the beef. ;)

Hot is a totally different story. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#78597
January 21, 2011, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 21, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
no...

but you falling backwards through a screen door would  :-*
So...

I'm a funny guy. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


slowpoke13

#78598
January 21, 2011, 06:33:54 PM
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little make the beast with two backsed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to make the beast with two backsin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
slowpokesan

Monsterlover

#78599
January 21, 2011, 06:43:52 PM
I feel like ass

I've laid in bed groaning for the past two hrs

I suspect my lunch has caught up to me.

Two double cheese burgers, fries, cherry coke and a greek dog.

I think my heart is in the process of exploding...

Slowly.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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