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lethe

#80040
February 13, 2011, 05:31:05 AM
chopping fingers off is a cheap thing to deal with I guess.
Close up the wound and tell them not to pick their nose with that particular nub for awhile
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Monsterlover

#80041
February 13, 2011, 05:33:16 AM
I was in machinist school years ago with a guy that lost half his index finger in a table saw.

He'd stick it against an ear or nostril so it looked like it was waaaaay in there.

It was pretty funny.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

rgramjet

#80042
February 13, 2011, 05:45:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 13, 2011, 05:10:49 AM
Just wait until they add the comp. [evil]

Don't even use the word osha......paying insurance and the like, is a walk in the park.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#80043
February 13, 2011, 05:55:29 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on February 13, 2011, 05:45:09 AM
Don't even use the word osha......paying insurance and the like, is a walk in the park.
I didn't.

You did.  ???
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#80044
February 13, 2011, 05:56:28 AM
Cindy wants to know if you're planning to reuse your clawfoot tub.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#80045
February 13, 2011, 06:00:01 AM
What a useless day it was when I got my 10 hour Osha safety card.
The videos were so bad as to be amusing
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'86 FZ600
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ducpainter

#80046
February 13, 2011, 06:18:55 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 13, 2011, 05:56:28 AM
Cindy wants to know if you're planning to reuse your clawfoot tub.
I'm not.

I have another one out behind the barn with better(smoother) porcelain, but hasn't been painted outside.

Plan is to sell them as well as the pedestal sink.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#80047
February 13, 2011, 06:22:23 AM
More Ning.  [coffee]

Quote from: lethe on February 13, 2011, 05:14:57 AM
Cool, get a hundred more and you're like Willie Wonka

Are we certain that Willie even carried insurance on the oompa loompas?

Auditors were never let in.

maybe the reason no one was let out was that he did not word of mistreatment getting out.

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

#80048
February 13, 2011, 06:24:29 AM
Quote from: Bick on February 13, 2011, 06:22:23 AM
More Ning.  [coffee]

Are we certain that Willie even carried insurance on the oompa loompas?

Auditors were never let in.

maybe the reason no one was let out was that he did not word of mistreatment getting out.


sweat shop
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#80049
February 13, 2011, 06:25:05 AM
Lol that makes me think of futurama and how the grunka lunkas are slaves [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Architect

#80050
February 13, 2011, 06:26:04 AM
My first post from my new phone.   That's right, I've finally moved out of 2002.  I don't know how you guys do it.  This is truely a pain in the ass.  This post took me 15 minutes!                     Nate, I upgraded to the national plan.

lethe

#80051
February 13, 2011, 06:27:05 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 13, 2011, 06:24:29 AM
sweat shop
who buys all this sweat made at such places and why is it they need it?
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TiNi

#80052
February 13, 2011, 06:29:58 AM
Quote from: The Architect on February 13, 2011, 06:26:04 AM
My first post from my new phone.   That's right, I've finally moved out of 2002.  I don't know how you guys do it.  This is truely a pain in the ass.  This post took me 15 minutes!                     Nate, I upgraded to the national plan.

it get's easier :)

what did u get?  [coffee]

ducpainter

#80053
February 13, 2011, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: The Architect on February 13, 2011, 06:26:04 AM
My first post from my new phone.   That's right, I've finally moved out of 2002.  I don't know how you guys do it.  This is truely a pain in the ass.  This post took me 15 minutes!                     Nate, I upgraded to the national plan.
I tried to post once from mine.

I couldn't even log in.

I have a new one Frank...

I also found the old one.  :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#80054
February 13, 2011, 06:34:48 AM
To go with my last post...

Professor Farnsworth on Grunka Lunkas
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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