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Statler

#80475
February 20, 2011, 05:32:23 AM
Or Someone's rifle. 
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Monsterlover

#80476
February 20, 2011, 05:33:09 AM
Air horn?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#80477
February 20, 2011, 05:35:20 AM
Quote from: Statler on February 20, 2011, 05:32:23 AM
Or Someone's rifle.  

i don't want to kill them  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

but a bb gun might just do the trick  [evil]
i recall asking santa for one a couple of years ago...  :-\

Quote from: Monsterlover on February 20, 2011, 05:33:09 AM
Air horn?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] that is ridiculously funny... but it might work

ducpainter

#80478
February 20, 2011, 05:36:47 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Monsterlover

#80479
February 20, 2011, 05:37:07 AM
You need something like this concept but maybe a little larger in scale

http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#80481
February 20, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 20, 2011, 05:41:26 AM
what the hell is that thing?  [laugh]
It's a propane cannon...

it goes boom on a periodic basis...you can adjust the interval on some of them.

Scares the beejeezuz out of everything within earshot. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#80482
February 20, 2011, 05:45:50 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 20, 2011, 05:41:26 AM
what the hell is that thing?  [laugh]
I'm sure you'd sleep through it ok
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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Monsterlover

#80483
February 20, 2011, 05:46:10 AM
If you can get that close to them why not build a potato gun and start laying down suppressive spud fire. They'll not like the noise and if you hit one they'll be outta there [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

TiNi

#80484
February 20, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 20, 2011, 05:42:55 AM
It's a propane cannon...

it goes boom on a periodic basis...you can adjust the interval on some of them.

Scares the beejeezuz out of everything within earshot. ;)

THAT thing is f'n awesome  [thumbsup]
you're right about the neighbors... unless i get them in on it  [evil]
i mean the deer have gotta be eating their yard too right?

DarkMonster620

#80485
February 20, 2011, 05:50:29 AM
Goooooooooooooooooood Mooooooooooooorning All !!!

What's on the meny for today, apart form  [bacon]?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#80486
February 20, 2011, 05:52:31 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#80487
February 20, 2011, 05:53:43 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 20, 2011, 05:49:44 AM
THAT thing is f'n awesome  [thumbsup]
you're right about the neighbors... unless i get them in on it  [evil]
i mean the deer have gotta be eating their yard too right?
Maybe the neighbors have no tasty shrubs.

You could always explain the alternative to them if they balk at the cannon.

Imagine 'TiNi running around with a club screaming like William Wallace at all hours of the night. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#80488
February 20, 2011, 05:55:23 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on February 20, 2011, 05:46:10 AM
If you can get that close to them why not build a potato gun and start laying down suppressive spud fire. They'll not like the noise and if you hit one they'll be outta there [laugh]

They'd just come back and eat the potatoes.  If you modded the propane cannon to fire spuds, you could have french fries
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

ducpainter

#80489
February 20, 2011, 06:17:57 AM
Where'd everyone go?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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