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Mojo S2R

#88050
June 18, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
For some reason I just pictured one of those swinger party scenarios (no FHE, just seen it on a movie once) where people drop their keys in the bowl at the beginning of the party but instead of leaving with someone elses wife/husband you leave with their bike.

DarkMonster620

#88051
June 18, 2011, 03:35:42 PM
Quote from: Mojo S2R on June 18, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
For some reason I just pictured one of those swinger party scenarios (no FHE, just seen it on a movie once) where people drop their keys in the bowl at the beginning of the party but instead of leaving with someone elses wife/husband you leave with their bike.

get your head out of the gutter !!!

ewwww!!!! someone else's bike ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

lethe

#88052
June 18, 2011, 03:37:01 PM
Mine would be like going home with a filthy crackhead, fun time but you'd have to take a few showers afterward
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DarkMonster620

#88053
June 18, 2011, 03:39:24 PM
I'd never see Gina again ... I ride her hard but keep her as clean as I can
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Mojo S2R

#88054
June 18, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
My girl is filthy.  She hasn't taken a shower since April.

Monsterlover

#88055
June 18, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
If I go, the bikes either go on ebay, or fs on the dmf
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#88056
June 18, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
Quote from: Mojo S2R on June 18, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
My girl is filthy.  She hasn't taken a shower since April.

but, you still love her, don't cha?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#88057
June 18, 2011, 03:45:33 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 18, 2011, 03:44:34 PM
If I go, the bikes either go on ebay, or fs on the dmf

OK, I get first and last bids then ...;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Monsterlover

#88058
June 18, 2011, 03:48:30 PM
Ok.

As long as Bacon doesn't get it.

He'd hurt himself.  Too much power.  Suspension too nice.  Sound too intoxicating.

He definitely couldn't handle it.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#88059
June 18, 2011, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Mojo S2R on June 18, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
My girl is filthy.  She hasn't taken a shower since April.
[laugh] that's not filthy
I have bugs that are permanent parts on my bike as no amount of cleaning could remove them
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

The Bacon Junkie

#88060
June 18, 2011, 03:55:32 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 18, 2011, 03:48:30 PM
Ok.

As long as Bacon doesn't get it.

He'd hurt himself.  Too much power.  Suspension too nice.  Sound too intoxicating.

He definitely couldn't handle it.

umm....   did ya hear?  I got a 99...  oh nevermind!   [roll]



;D



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Mojo S2R

#88061
June 18, 2011, 03:55:52 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 18, 2011, 03:44:46 PM
but, you still love her, don't cha?

Of course I do.  I can't help just riding her raw and then I can just stare at her for hours as she cools down in the garage.  Filthy as she is and all.  She's a dirty girl  [evil]

Quote from: lethe on June 18, 2011, 03:50:46 PM
[laugh] that's not filthy
I have bugs that are permanent parts on my bike as no amount of cleaning could remove them

Yep, lots of bugs on there right now.  It really got dirty in April, then we kept getting that crazy weather all through May till just recently so I didn't want to go out and wash her.  The weather has finally cleared up but I guess I've been busy but probably more lazy.

TiNi

#88062
June 18, 2011, 04:01:31 PM
it's margarita time!!!   ;D

Monsterlover

#88063
June 18, 2011, 04:05:52 PM
>:(

;)

Can have one?

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DarkMonster620

#88064
June 18, 2011, 04:07:36 PM
Quote from: TiNi on June 18, 2011, 04:01:31 PM
it's margarita time!!!   ;D

Not a big fan of Margaritas, but, I can use one right now to wash down the beers ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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