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« Reply #91650 on: August 16, 2011, 12:19:23 PM »

pictures and/or video of what you do with him!!!
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« Reply #91651 on: August 16, 2011, 12:27:37 PM »

I'll get the hose.

On a higher note, it's go time for me!  Early day Cheesy
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« Reply #91652 on: August 16, 2011, 12:29:32 PM »

I'll get the hose.

On a higher note, it's go time for me!  Early day Cheesy

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« Reply #91653 on: August 16, 2011, 12:59:03 PM »

Pasta La Pizza!   Wink



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« Reply #91654 on: August 16, 2011, 01:06:23 PM »

That's a big turkey...

and he'll be way too good to be bacon. Grin
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« Reply #91655 on: August 16, 2011, 01:28:09 PM »

Current turkey status?  Is he still chatting with the guinea hens?
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« Reply #91656 on: August 16, 2011, 01:31:48 PM »

Current turkey status?  Is he still chatting with the guinea hens?
The turkey talks to no one as of about 2:15.

He's big, 40+ lbs dressed (estimate), but he turned out to be the best looking carcass of all.

I wonder how long to smoke him?

I'll post up in the smoker thread.... Grin
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« Reply #91657 on: August 16, 2011, 01:32:08 PM »

Move here and be a gondola jockey

Quite you!  I want that job!!!
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« Reply #91658 on: August 16, 2011, 01:38:26 PM »

The turkey talks to no one as of about 2:15.

He's big, 40+ lbs dressed (estimate), but he turned out to be the best looking carcass of all.

I wonder how long to smoke him?

I'll post up in the smoker thread.... Grin
40 lbs?  Damn, that's big bird.  Once you get him lit, I'll bet you can smoke him for a loooong time   laughingdp
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« Reply #91659 on: August 16, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »

40 lbs?  Damn, that's big bird.  Once you get him lit, I'll bet you can smoke him for a loooong time   laughingdp
I knew that was coming...har har har.... Tongue

I'm thinking I'll put the coals to him on Thursday and we'll start picking on Saturday.
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« Reply #91660 on: August 16, 2011, 01:44:17 PM »

Sounds delicious
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« Reply #91661 on: August 16, 2011, 01:45:51 PM »

The turkey talks to no one as of about 2:15.

He's big, 40+ lbs dressed (estimate), but he turned out to be the best looking carcass of all.

I wonder how long to smoke him?

I'll post up in the smoker thread.... Grin

Ok, now I'm going to have to check flight deals again....


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« Reply #91662 on: August 16, 2011, 01:46:24 PM »

Quite you!  I want that job!!!

Easy does it Bicks.  There are enough gondolas for everyone.

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« Reply #91663 on: August 16, 2011, 01:47:45 PM »

Time to quit playing/working and get to the shelter to look into another prospective foster pup.

I wonder when Randy will see this post.  hee hee


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« Reply #91664 on: August 16, 2011, 01:55:53 PM »

Easy does it Bicks.  There are enough gondolas for everyone.

 waytogo
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everyone knows the snowmakers have all the fun. Wink

Time to quit playing/working and get to the shelter to look into another prospective foster pup.

I wonder when Randy will see this post.  hee hee


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