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AJ
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 28, 2011, 06:55:32 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on October 28, 2011, 06:53:28 AM
kids today...
Dr. Ungeheuer prescribes...whisky?
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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October 28, 2011, 06:57:40 AM »
Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 06:47:28 AM
Morning
something didn't quite look right this morning...then I realized that I had put cereal in the coffee filter.
/facepalm
Luckily I was able to fix things before any hot water was harmed.
A little sleepy this morning?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Bick on October 28, 2011, 06:57:40 AM
A little sleepy this morning?
Just a little
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 06:47:28 AM
Morning
something didn't quite look right this morning...then I realized that I had put cereal in the coffee filter.
/facepalm
Luckily I was able to fix things before any hot water was harmed.
You might wanna just stay home today...
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 07:01:37 AM
Just a little
Did you actually measure out the cereal, or just pour it in
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 28, 2011, 07:03:34 AM »
Back ... freaking traffic !!!
Why do companies pay 2 days in advance? don;t they know that makes for big traffic jams?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 06:55:32 AM
Dr. Ungeheuer prescribes...whisky?
Good idea. Anything's wilder than.... eggs.
'cept maybe wild eggs
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Dan on October 28, 2011, 07:03:10 AM
Did you actually measure out the cereal, or just pour it in
The morning routine does involve measuring & pouring. Utensils, hygiene, etc.
But, this morning, oddly enough, I grabbed a *handful* of cereal and dumped it in the coffee filter.
I have no idea what was going on (well, *not* going on) in my wee brain
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 28, 2011, 07:10:34 AM »
At least you didn't submerge your finger in hot oil while pouring an egg into said oil ... like me
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 28, 2011, 07:10:34 AM
At least you didn't submerge your finger in hot oil while pouring an egg into said oil ... like me
Ouch!!!! Hope your finger isn't badly burnt!
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last. She brought us some
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 07:12:55 AM
Ouch!!!! Hope your finger isn't badly burnt!
Nope, only has a big blister where the skin meets the nail !!!
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 28, 2011, 07:20:29 AM »
cereal in coffee filters.
stella is calling people names (i must be a destroyer cause i'm sooo badass. grrrrrrrrawr
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carlos is trying to poach his finger in hot oil.
DP has a missing concrete guy
LMT needs to get off the eggs
ung is driving on the wrong side of the road and upside down
does that sum up the morning so far?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: King Tut on October 28, 2011, 07:20:29 AM
cereal in coffee filters.
Stella is calling people names (i must be a destroyer cause I'm sooo badass. grrrrrrrrawr
)
Carlos is trying to poach his finger in hot oil.
DP has a missing concrete guy
LMT needs to get off the eggs
ung is driving on the wrong side of the road and upside down
does that sum up the morning so far?
plus, ...
King Tut is trying to make sense of something while sober
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 28, 2011, 07:28:55 AM »
Quote from: King Tut on October 28, 2011, 07:20:29 AM
cereal in coffee filters.
stella is calling people names (i must be a destroyer cause i'm sooo badass. grrrrrrrrawr
)
carlos is trying to poach his finger in hot oil.
DP has a missing concrete guy
LMT needs to get off the eggs
ung is driving on the wrong side of the road and upside down
does that sum up the morning so far?
Not only is that a good summary...
...I actually understood your entire post!!
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 28, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
plus, ...
King Tut is trying to make sense of something while sober
A'ight, hasta luego folks, time to use stronger measures to wake my muddled self up...
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last. She brought us some
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: AJ on October 28, 2011, 07:28:55 AM
A'ight, hasta luego folks, time to use stronger measures to wake my muddled self up...
told ya...
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