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DarkMonster620

#102480
January 17, 2012, 02:48:51 AM
Morning,evening ...
today is stay at home day ,,, from working on crane yesterday and the position chest and back ache a bit, not too comfy having to bend so I'll rest it out ...

be back soon
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

RAT900

#102481
January 17, 2012, 03:15:53 AM
morning,

guess I will forego Carnival cruise ships for this lifetime
This is an insult to the Pez community

The Architect

#102482
January 17, 2012, 03:52:18 AM
Looks like snow today.  I'm surprised they didn't cancel school, again!  Five days home!  Six would drive my wife and I to hospitalization.  (We spilt the day wiith the stir crazy kids,  working from home.)

Still not to late for the call.........


Otherwise, no negative degree temps.  Gonna be a good day. 

lethe

#102483
January 17, 2012, 03:56:45 AM
morning
nice thick layer of ice on everything here
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

DarkMonster620

#102484
January 17, 2012, 03:58:49 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on January 17, 2012, 03:15:53 AM
morning,

guess I will forego Carnival cruise ships for this lifetime

there's always Disney's Cruise Line or Norwegian or Celebrity or Royal Caribbean ... you get the idea ... ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Architect

#102485
January 17, 2012, 04:01:34 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2012, 05:44:28 AM by The Architect
Quote from: RAT900 on January 16, 2012, 07:06:42 AM
but...but....we have the MIRACLE MILE!!!

Nate...you don't understand!!!  you move here and baby you have ARRIVED!!...you are on the Nawth Shore, you are now posh, you must work on and perfect that "entitlement sneer" expression....



Posh.......   [bang]

You'll also need to get use to wearing sunglasses with sparkly stuff on them, inside and while talking to people.

Don't own a car more than three years old.  People will think you're homeless.

There are too many items to list.  I wonder if classes are available?  How to become a true North Shore Resident.

ducpainter

#102486
January 17, 2012, 04:05:58 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


RAT900

#102487
January 17, 2012, 04:14:57 AM
Quote from: The Architect on January 17, 2012, 04:01:34 AM
Posh.......   [bang]

You'll also need to get used to wearing sunglasses with sparkly stuff on them, inside and while talking to people.

Don't lease a Mercedes/BMW/Cayenne more than 2 years old.  People will think you're homeless.

There are too many items to list.  I wonder if classes are available?  How to become a true North Shore Resident.


updated it for you
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The Architect

#102488
January 17, 2012, 05:09:28 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on January 16, 2012, 07:18:07 AM
I had a friend that thought he was moving to Norman Rockwell-meets-Currier & Ives when he went to NH

one winter his car went off the road and he was trying to flag down someone in the middle of a blizzard....

2 of his neighbors rode right past him....... but they did honk and wave as the kept going

he said the Yankees are the most hateful people he ever ran into   [laugh]

as a memory refresher you'll relate to this


Why the make the beast with two backs would anyone help?

He probably cut off his neighbors a mile down the road in his new (one year old lease) rear wheel drive BMW suv with low profile sport tires, he was speeding, he's wearing sun glass with sparkles on them and there's no sun out and when you get him out he's only going to spray you with his wheel spin.  make the beast with two backs him!



Oh My God,  I've offically a local!

Stella

#102489
January 17, 2012, 05:42:39 AM
I've seen a few minutes of the joy-zee housewives show.   Wow.

Thankful in some weird way for living under a rock but I'm not going to lie - I dream of having a similar bank account as some of those women.   :o


Single digit temps here & two critters poaching body heat.  Tough to get moving but if there's another Duc in my future, move I must.

Cheers!    [bacon]   [coffee]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#102490
January 17, 2012, 06:01:05 AM
Quote from: The Architect on January 17, 2012, 05:09:28 AM
Why the make the beast with two backs would anyone help?

He probably cut off his neighbors a mile down the road in his new (one year old lease) rear wheel drive BMW suv with low profile sport tires, he was speeding, he's wearing sun glass with sparkles on them and there's no sun out and when you get him out he's only going to spray you with his wheel spin.  make the beast with two backs him!



Oh My God,  I've offically a local!
It'll be a few more years. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#102491
January 17, 2012, 06:02:32 AM
can I fast charge my Duc's battery at 8Amps?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

RAT900

#102492
January 17, 2012, 06:03:44 AM
Quote from: The Architect on January 17, 2012, 05:09:28 AM
Why the make the beast with two backs would anyone help?

He probably cut off his neighbors a mile down the road in his new (one year old lease) rear wheel drive BMW suv with low profile sport tires, he was speeding, he's wearing sun glass with sparkles on them and there's no sun out and when you get him out he's only going to spray you with his wheel spin.  make the beast with two backs him!



Oh My God,  I've offically a local!

[laugh]   he actually moved north thinking it would be easier to be poor there
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#102493
January 17, 2012, 06:07:14 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on January 17, 2012, 06:03:44 AM
[laugh]   he actually moved north thinking it would be easier to be poor there
It is...

if you can give up the Cayenne...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


RAT900

#102494
January 17, 2012, 06:08:25 AM Last Edit: January 17, 2012, 06:13:03 AM by RAT900
Quote from: ducpainter on January 17, 2012, 06:07:14 AM
It is...

if you can give up the Cayenne...

oh he was from a completely different reality...a lead actor in the theatre of the absurd

after his first wife dumped him for an upgrade

she called up a few weeks later and asked if she could get her wedding dress from the apt. 

He said he would send it to her.

Told me he had been doing crank and coke for about two weeks

and spent the next several days cutting the dress into 1 inch squares,

boxed it and sent it on to her...he had wonderful wonderful stories of dismal and/or unsavory doings
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