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zooom

#106260
March 26, 2012, 01:17:19 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 26, 2012, 01:10:44 PM
So I am coming up with yet another DR document that follows the standard of no standard.


easy....

-> Disaster happens

-> Call insurance...

-> Company to write check(s) for what insurance doesn't cover

-> if money left, then start over ...if not, then game over!!!


there you go...you're done now!
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Monsterlover

#106261
March 26, 2012, 01:42:15 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on March 26, 2012, 01:10:44 PM
So far today I have managed to accomplish absolutely nothing.

And I am damn proud of that since I am protesting the lack of standardization in the disaster recovery documentation at this craphole.
I mean really...what organization of over 4500 employees lets each and every department come up with their own DR documents? I have seen flow charts, word docs, pdfs, spreadsheets complete with If/Then macros, hell...one department use an Access database.
When I asked for standardization, the PM on the upcoming disaster recovery test looked at me like I just told him that the building was made out of poop.

And it gets better...their DR test takes place onsite...with full access to all of the normal production systems.
I didn't even bother to point out that it was nigh on impossible to replicate the building getting wiped off the face of the earth when we were sitting inside it.

So I am coming up with yet another DR document that follows the standard of no standard.


Seriously, tell that shit hole to make the beast with two backs off and move here already!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ZLTFUL

#106262
March 26, 2012, 01:44:36 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 26, 2012, 01:42:15 PM
Seriously, tell that shit hole to make the beast with two backs off and move here already!

I have an agency looking for me out that way.  ;)
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Monsterlover

#106263
March 26, 2012, 01:49:20 PM
This is good news :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#106264
March 26, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
i can rent a motorcycle in HI but not in OR, NC, or PA.

wtf!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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lethe

#106265
March 26, 2012, 02:15:58 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 26, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
i can rent a motorcycle in HI but not in OR, NC, or PA.

wtf!
they've heard of you in those places
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ZLTFUL

#106266
March 26, 2012, 02:18:26 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 26, 2012, 02:15:58 PM
they've heard of you in those places

Just to reiterate the most likely reason...  ;D
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Monsterlover

#106267
March 26, 2012, 02:23:55 PM
I concur.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#106268
March 26, 2012, 02:29:37 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 26, 2012, 02:15:58 PM
they've heard of you in those places

i hadn't thought about that.  :(


[thumbsdown]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#106269
March 26, 2012, 02:30:18 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 26, 2012, 02:29:37 PM
i hadn't thought about that.  :(


[thumbsdown]
start wearing a disguise
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#106270
March 26, 2012, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 26, 2012, 02:30:18 PM
start wearing a disguise


Perhaps he could curl his mustache in the other direction, he would blend right in!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#106271
March 26, 2012, 02:56:13 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 26, 2012, 02:46:37 PM

Perhaps he could curl his mustache in the other direction, he would blend right in!
curl it into hypnotizing swirls
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Monsterlover

#106272
March 26, 2012, 02:58:50 PM
Mind control stache [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#106273
March 26, 2012, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 26, 2012, 02:15:03 PM
i can rent a motorcycle in HI but not in OR, NC, or PA.

wtf!

No moose in Hawaii.
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Ddan

#106274
March 26, 2012, 03:25:01 PM
A dress with matching belt instead of the skirt
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