The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Popeye the Sailor

No furniture. Nothing for...visual cues, if you will.

So, the little girl likes it when I swing her way high above my head super fast when I pick her up off the ground-she can touch the ceiling! Weeee.

Except today I swung her head right into the bottom of the chandelier that goes over the nonexistent dining table.

I hit her head so hard one of the glass shades fell off and shattered.



Dad of the year.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 08, 2016, 02:08:16 PM
No furniture. Nothing for...visual cues, if you will.

So, the little girl likes it when I swing her way high above my head super fast when I pick her up off the ground-she can touch the ceiling! Weeee.

Except today I swung her head right into the bottom of the chandelier that goes over the nonexistent dining table.

I hit her head so hard one of the glass shades fell off and shattered.



Dad of the year.

Priceless is what that is.

She didn't get hurt, and she'll probably remember it always.

The fixture is probably ugly anyway. ;D

Zeke wants you to throw him up to the chandelier too. I can't. :P
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

Well...not permanently hurt.

Mom could hear it in her office. *Wham!* Crash! Wahhhh!!!!!

I'm sure it helped her concentrate.

That chandelier *is* ugly.


I saw the size of Z-I think my days of throwing that kind of weight around are over.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 08, 2016, 03:22:03 PM
Well...not permanently hurt.

Mom could hear it in her office. *Wham!* Crash! Wahhhh!!!!!

I'm sure it helped her concentrate.

That chandelier *is* ugly.


I saw the size of Z-I think my days of throwing that kind of weight around are over.
The waaahhhh was a result of the crash. She's fine.

Tough to throw 90+ overhead. Maybe we can do a blanket thing next DIMBY...for all of them. One at a time of course...for safeties sake. [evil]

You guys have no excuse for not coming.

It's kid friendly. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

We'll be there.


I picked up a Kubota with a finish mower and a snowblower-it turned up today.



If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

nice!

I gave my neighbor a 100' of poly pipe and 3 bales of hay.

He'll probably plow my yard until I die...not first mind you, but we can always get out. [thumbsup]

I'm looking at mowers  because my place is kinda coarse, and I can't keep the mower deck on the rider in one piece.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

This has a new clutch, always been cared for from the look of it, and the attachments I wanted.

I'm also on a private dirt road-I doubt it gets plowed. I can keep my end clear-maybe the neighbors too, so they ignore what's parked out back.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 08, 2016, 04:26:01 PM
This has a new clutch, always been cared for from the look of it, and the attachments I wanted.

I'm also on a private dirt road-I doubt it gets plowed. I can keep my end clear-maybe the neighbors too, so they ignore what's parked out back.
You should be asking questions...

and meeting people. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

I'll get to that. I met the nearest one, who has kids of similar ages to mine. That's okay.

A couple on a bike went by the other day-that accounts for both houses.  :P
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Stella

'ning from the high country rocky desert.   This place is crispy. 

And tonight is a night full of man candy bacon and beer with plans already in place for more of that combination with a side of biking this weekend.

In other news, the boss is gone the rest of the week, the new CFO is telling the boss to go screw himself  [thumbsup] and a new bed frame (only) is on the way after ditching the bed that both dogs recently hurt their legs on jumping on/off (hitting the footboard that's always been there). 


Quote from: Satellite smithy on November 08, 2016, 04:34:36 PM
A couple on a bike went by the other day-that accounts for both houses.  :P


That's a good sign!




"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DarkMonster620

Good morning . . .

Going for my morning bicycle ride . . . Will try to find of meself back in July and one recent and post for comparasion . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."