The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



TiNi


TiNi

Quote from: GotDuc on August 29, 2008, 01:01:37 PM
Speaking of bosses...

I had my eval today.

Better than I thought.

good for you!!!!
drinks on you today?  ;D

TiNi

Quote from: t.here on August 29, 2008, 01:08:15 PM
I hate falling down >:(

Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 01:14:26 PM
She's pretty graceful about it.... ;D

i am a complete klutz... grace is my middle name  [laugh]

T


Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

TiNi


ducpainter

I'm almost out of paint...

and patience.

Anyone looking for a television comedian?

I need a new gig.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Ddan

Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2008, 03:52:44 PM
I'm almost out of paint...

and patience.

Anyone looking for a television comedian?

I need a new gig.

Are you funny?
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ducpainter

Quote from: Dan on August 29, 2008, 04:00:43 PM
Are you funny?
...ask me when I'm drinking...

I'm one of the funniest guys on the planet. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Ddan

That doesn't count

'cause then,


everbody funny...
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

ducpainter

Quote from: Dan on August 29, 2008, 04:04:06 PM
That doesn't count

'cause then,


everbody funny...
In that case...

I got nuthin'
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ducpainter

............but..........

I wouldn't mind bein' drunk on tv. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Grampa

Nates kinda like a talking Mr Bean


;D
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So I went solo.  -Me

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