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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Got Duc

#22965
December 02, 2008, 05:54:52 PM
I hear that!
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

River

#22966
December 02, 2008, 06:34:48 PM
I'M AN AUNTIE!!!!!

My sister just had her baby boy, Lachlan Caleb Anthony Allott.  He's 7lbs, 14oz.  Both mom and baby are doing fine.

She did it without drugs.  I think she should get some sort of medal for that...

I'm a happy camper!!!!!

[clap]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

eltristo

#22967
December 02, 2008, 06:46:35 PM
Quote from: River on December 02, 2008, 06:34:48 PM
I'M AN AUNTIE!!!!!

She did it without drugs.  I think she should get some sort of medal for that...

[clap]

oh god. 
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Supero100

#22968
December 02, 2008, 06:47:35 PM

I don't know why I attempt to _____________



Most of the time I _____________



But tonight I couldn't.



(congrats River!)
2008 Hypermotard 1100

Got Duc

#22969
December 02, 2008, 06:50:49 PM
Congrats River
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

ducpainter

#22970
December 02, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
You are now officially a baby sitter. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#22971
December 02, 2008, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from: River on December 02, 2008, 06:34:48 PM
I'M AN AUNTIE!!!!!

My sister just had her baby boy, Lachlan Caleb Anthony Allott.  He's 7lbs, 14oz.  Both mom and baby are doing fine.

She did it without drugs.  I think she should get some sort of medal for that...

I'm a happy camper!!!!!

[clap]

It wasn't me







;)





[evil] [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

River

#22972
December 02, 2008, 07:17:44 PM
Ha ha ha!!!  Thanks guys!

Time to toast the new parents.

[drink]

OR

[wine]

Or vodka for Nate... ;D
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

red baron

#22973
December 02, 2008, 07:21:18 PM
Congrats. [thumbsup]


I'll have one of each

[drink] [wine]
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Grampa

#22974
December 02, 2008, 07:21:25 PM
know where cousins come from?
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

River

#22975
December 02, 2008, 07:23:01 PM
Do I want the answer to that question?

[popcorn]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Grampa

#22976
December 02, 2008, 07:23:58 PM
aunt holes



8)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

River

#22977
December 02, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
OMG you are such a... 


guy.


[laugh]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."

Grampa

#22978
December 02, 2008, 07:26:07 PM
Quote from: River on December 02, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
OMG you are such a... 


guy.


[laugh]

my wife would not concure

she says I carry the gay gene
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

River

#22979
December 02, 2008, 07:27:03 PM
Wow, there are so many openings there for sarcasm I hardly know where to begin.


[evil]
Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
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