The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on May 20, 2010, 12:10:25 PM

I'll find out tomorrow afternoon.  Then there is a second part of the interview process where I would be in an actual classroom teaching while being observed by the school director.

Wheee!!!  [moto]



[bacon]

Check this sh!t out... They didn't even wait until tomorrow. 

While I was sitting in the emergency clinic waiting for the doc, they called me saying they want me to come back for the practical portion of the interview!   [thumbsup]

Now check this sh!t out...

I got another call from the UCLA Campus saying that they want me to come in and interview.  ;D 8) [moto] [bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

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Duck-Stew

W00t!!!  [thumbsup]
Congrats Ryan!!!   [beer]
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KnightofNi

go ryan!

what's it like being that wanted?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 20, 2010, 05:42:56 PM
go ryan!

what's it like being that wanted?

It's an unfamiliar feeling...  feels good!   :)

Update more later.. still a little woozy from the epi pen/ steroids cocktail
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

KnightofNi

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on May 20, 2010, 05:48:45 PM
It's an unfamiliar feeling...  feels good!   :)

Update more later.. still a little woozy from the epi pen/ steroids cocktail

did i miss part of a post?

what's the allergy?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

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we have a us size 46 at work for like 350 bucks . I'd buy it as a spare for myself, but it's a tad too small for my fat ass.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

KnightofNi

i'll need a new jacket and helmet in another month or so...
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 20, 2010, 06:45:17 PM
did i miss part of a post?

what's the allergy?

OOps, sorry.

Here's the story:
duc_poultry shows up and says lets ride

we head out through the wilds of Moorpark and Somis and hit a little taco shop in Santa Paula.
Duck-Stew likes the al pastor there. I get the tacos al pastor..

On the way back we take Balcom Canyon, which, at the bottom is this narrow narrow little slot through the hills on either side. Middle of nowhere.

We're coming around a left hander at maybe 40-45mph when, WHAM! something hits my jugular. I can feel the little make the beast with two backser squirming around in my collar and my neck is on fire.

I pull over, jump off the bike, tear off my helmet, rip open my jacket, and start yelling at Miles to take the stinger out.

At this point in the story I should tell you that the last time I was stung I was 10 years old. I got stung on my knee, and when it swelled up to the size of a volleyball, the doctor told me it was probably a good idea to not get stung again, I had an allergy.

So, Miles can't get the stinger out, my neck has this huge welt on it and still swelling. I say we gotta go.  We're in the middle of nowhere, no cell service, etc..  So I get back on the bike and we bolt.  (not the smartest idea, I know) 

When I finally make it to the clinic about, 25 minutes has elapsed.  I'm starting to feel a little funny.  I walk in and the receptionist sees me and immediately calls the doctor and sends me into the back.  A nurse takes my vitals and then doc comes in pokes me a bit, takes the stinger out. He gives me a shot thingy and hands me a vial of prednyzone. He says they are steroids and they will fight the reaction. I gotta take them twice a day for the next week.

Once again, my dumb takes over, and instead of calling a friend to pick me up, I decide to ride home.  I figured it was less than two miles, what could go wrong?

Lucky for me, nothing went wrong and I made it home safe.

The End


Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

TiNi

 :o wow... glad you're ok ryan

good luck with the remaining part of your interview  [thumbsup]

oh yeah...

HaPPY FRiDaY DMFers!!!

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