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ducpainter

#65310
May 25, 2010, 01:29:01 AM
morning
Quote from: RAT900 on May 24, 2010, 09:47:38 PM


I see men who traded-in their spouses for the younger trophy wife and they are now in their 60's with a toddler on their hands...the look in their eyes is PRICELESS

I cannot imagine anything more horrifying than trying to raise a child at that age....colic, diapers, Little League, adolescent rebellion...maybe just maybe if you put off having kids your entire life..




It's not as bad as you suspect.

Quote from: RAT900 on May 24, 2010, 09:47:38 PM

and enduring the menopausal spouse thing twice in one lifetime ????....when you're old and vulnerable??

I'd rather dig my eyeballs out with a rusty fork



Now this part is friggen horrifying. ;)

Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on May 25, 2010, 01:11:30 AM
Hello, my wife has got 7 years over me, apparantly I am a bit mature for my age ;D

Insurance were used to pay some bills Nate [roll]
I hear you Jaco....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


RAT900

#65311
May 25, 2010, 01:50:00 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 25, 2010, 01:29:01 AM
morningIt's not as bad as you suspect.


Then you are a far more _________ (fill in the blank) man than I.....

no ride, no matter how invigorating could get me to sign up for more kids
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#65312
May 25, 2010, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 25, 2010, 01:50:00 AM
Then you are a far more _________ (fill in the blank) man than I.....

no ride, no matter how invigorating could get me to sign up for more kids
I'm a lunatic...

and it wasn't about the 'ride' ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Big Troubled Bear

#65313
May 25, 2010, 02:05:22 AM
Old Lunatic,

I have my fill off kids thanx, as for riding,.......... not yet [evil]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#65314
May 25, 2010, 02:06:29 AM
Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on May 25, 2010, 02:05:22 AM
Old Lunatic,

I have my fill off kids thanx, as for riding,.......... not yet [evil]
It would be difficult being young and this crazy.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


RAT900

#65315
May 25, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 25, 2010, 02:01:19 AM
I'm a lunatic...

and it wasn't about the 'ride' ;)

Oh Nate there are many sorts of rides out there  

sometimes you're in the saddle sometimes your wearing it <laughing>

good luck
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#65316
May 25, 2010, 02:20:33 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on May 25, 2010, 02:09:08 AM
Oh Nate there are many sorts of rides out there  

sometimes you're in the saddle sometimes your wearing it <laughing>

good luck
True...

I'll need it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Statler

#65317
May 25, 2010, 02:29:57 AM
morning.  1,800 miles from NY.  1,300 miles to Southampton.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Big Troubled Bear

#65318
May 25, 2010, 02:44:48 AM
That`s about in the middle of the nort atlantic [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#65319
May 25, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Have they run out of tequila yet?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Big Troubled Bear

#65320
May 25, 2010, 03:00:43 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 25, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Have they run out of tequila yet?

Must have, the spelling is all correct ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

slowpoke13

#65321
May 25, 2010, 03:01:29 AM
Afternoon,

Have I missed anything good? I'm down to about 2 weeks left here on the edge of nowhere.
slowpokesan

ducpainter

#65322
May 25, 2010, 03:03:52 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on May 25, 2010, 03:01:29 AM
Afternoon,

Have I missed anything good? I'm down to about 2 weeks left here on the edge of nowhere.
Nah...

not much ever really changes.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Big Troubled Bear

#65323
May 25, 2010, 03:09:46 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on May 25, 2010, 03:01:29 AM
Afternoon,

Have I missed anything good? I'm down to about 2 weeks left here on the edge of nowhere.

Funny, that`s what I call africa too [thumbsup]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Duck-Stew

#65324
May 25, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Was able to get a bit more sleep...  Thankfully!

Now to find some coffee. About a gallon ought to do it...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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