The Official "Say Anything" Thread

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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LMT

Ning peeps.  Greetings from Portland. 2 more days then home I go!

Dinner on the Mt. Tonight with mother and jess.

Tini my thoughts will be with you today.


The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: humorless dp on September 14, 2010, 01:55:43 AM
I'm going to spare Ryan the embarrassment by not putting him at a table full of bacon with Z. ;D

morning...

have a day.

Hmmm...  Challenge?!    [laugh]

You might be right.
I've never seen him eat bacon, but from reading the DIMBY thread and recalling how I was at his age, it would be close.




it would be fun to try and out-eat him, though. If I lose, I still got to eat lotsa bacon!  :D

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DucMouse the Mighty

Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 14, 2010, 03:40:10 AM
Sorry to hear, TiNi.  We will keep him in our thoughts.

[Hugs]


Not a great start to the day here...

Dropped my breakfast in the driveway on the way to the studio  [bang]

Tried to get back in the house and realized I locked myself out  [bang]  [bang]

Luckly I had my phone with me to call B.

M

now that sounds like a monday...

hope your day gets better

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on September 14, 2010, 05:06:47 AM
Ning peeps.  Greetings from Portland. 2 more days then home I go!

Dinner on the Mt. Tonight with mother and jess.

Tini my thoughts will be with you today.



we will be in flying into portland tommorow nite...

sounds like fun
spankinâ,,¢

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Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 14, 2010, 05:35:33 AM
Hmmm...  Challenge?!    [laugh]

You might be right.
I've never seen him eat bacon, but from reading the DIMBY thread and recalling how I was at his age, it would be close.




it would be fun to try and out-eat him, though. If I lose, I still got to eat lotsa bacon!  :D



that's the thing

nobody sees Z eat bacon.

There's bacon

there's Z

a blur

and one of them is putting greasy handprints on things and people.

Last I checked

bacon don't have hands

[laugh]
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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Monsterlover on September 14, 2010, 08:11:47 AM
that's the thing

nobody sees Z eat bacon.

There's bacon

there's Z

a blur

and one of them is putting greasy handprints on things and people.

Last I checked

bacon don't have hands

[laugh]

[laugh]

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   ;)



;D




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 14, 2010, 11:18:52 AM
[laugh]

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   ;)

;D

[bacon]

Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on September 14, 2010, 11:33:39 AM
Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.

[roll]

Are you actually channeling IZ today?

GAAN

Quote from: MrIncredible on September 14, 2010, 11:33:39 AM
Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.

i don't think he actually collapsed

he just sat down and didn't get back up

personally I figure he knew before hand the medics in Carmel where hot

and staged a dive


The truth is out there

SacDuc

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on September 14, 2010, 11:18:52 AM
[laugh]

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   ;)



;D




[bacon]

Z can out bacon the Bacon Junkie? Baloney! Hog wash, I say! He'll skewer anyone who ribs him about not having the chops to pig out until he is diskebabulated. Some think he's just being a ham but bacon is truly that imporkant to him. Just ask the star of Footloose if you don't believe me. His lust for pork will never be cured.

You see beef just doesn't meat his standards. It is just not in his loins, sir.

And of course he is too chicken to eat birds. He thinks they're fowl.

sac



/oink
HATERS GONNA HATE.

ducpainter

Quote from: SacDuc on September 14, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
Z can out bacon the Bacon Junkie? Baloney! Hog wash, I say! He'll skewer anyone who ribs him about not having the chops to pig out until he is diskebabulated. Some think he's just being a ham but bacon is truly that imporkant to him. Just ask the star of Footloose if you don't believe me. His lust for pork will never be cured.

You see beef just doesn't meat his standards. It is just not in his loins, sir.

And of course he is too chicken to eat birds. He thinks they're fowl.

sac



/oink
I never said he could.

I just said I was going to spare Ryan the embarrassment.  [bacon]
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Ddan

Z has a technique.  He takes his time, searches out all that there is, subtly insinuates himself in front of you, steals your bacon and grins at you while he's chewing. When your plate is clean he moves on to the next.  Because he can pace himself, I think he'd just go on forever, like a perpetual motion bacon disappearing machine.  Pigs should worry.
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It's his little hands, unlike most adults with their large cumbersome and uncoordinated hands.  He can quickly and efficient dispatch any pile of bacon with style and ease. 

Keep in mind he's 1/3 the size of most adults. 

lethe

Those hands...those hands...those small but powerful nipple twisting hands
<shudder>

[laugh]
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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlowsider on September 14, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
Evening all
evening
name change because fall down, go boom -or- trackday reference?
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