The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[LMT]

Ning peeps.  Greetings from Portland. 2 more days then home I go!

Dinner on the Mt. Tonight with mother and jess.

Tini my thoughts will be with you today.

[The Bacon Junkie]

I'm going to spare Ryan the embarrassment by not putting him at a table full of bacon with Z.

morning...

have a day.

Hmmm...  Challenge?!   

You might be right.
I've never seen him eat bacon, but from reading the DIMBY thread and recalling how I was at his age, it would be close.




it would be fun to try and out-eat him, though. If I lose, I still got to eat lotsa bacon! 

[DucMouse the Mighty]

Sorry to hear, TiNi.  We will keep him in our thoughts.

[Hugs]


Not a great start to the day here...

Dropped my breakfast in the driveway on the way to the studio 

Tried to get back in the house and realized I locked myself out   

Luckly I had my phone with me to call B.

M

now that sounds like a monday...

hope your day gets better

Ning peeps.  Greetings from Portland. 2 more days then home I go!

Dinner on the Mt. Tonight with mother and jess.

Tini my thoughts will be with you today.

we will be in flying into portland tommorow nite...

sounds like fun

[Monsterlover]

Hmmm...  Challenge?!   

You might be right.
I've never seen him eat bacon, but from reading the DIMBY thread and recalling how I was at his age, it would be close.




it would be fun to try and out-eat him, though. If I lose, I still got to eat lotsa bacon! 

that's the thing

nobody sees Z eat bacon.

There's bacon

there's Z

a blur

and one of them is putting greasy handprints on things and people.

Last I checked

bacon don't have hands

[The Bacon Junkie]

that's the thing

nobody sees Z eat bacon.

There's bacon

there's Z

a blur

and one of them is putting greasy handprints on things and people.

Last I checked

bacon don't have hands

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   

[Popeye the Sailor]

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   

Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.

[Randimus Maximus]

Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.

Are you actually channeling IZ today?

[GAAN]

Maybe if you didn't eat so much you wouldn't collapse during a road trip?

Have some turkey bacon.

i don't think he actually collapsed

he just sat down and didn't get back up

personally I figure he knew before hand the medics in Carmel where hot

and staged a dive


The truth is out there

[SacDuc]

you'll just have to ask Mr.Inc, Duck-Stew, or Sac about my bacon skillz...   

Z can out bacon the Bacon Junkie? Baloney! Hog wash, I say! He'll skewer anyone who ribs him about not having the chops to pig out until he is diskebabulated. Some think he's just being a ham but bacon is truly that imporkant to him. Just ask the star of Footloose if you don't believe me. His lust for pork will never be cured.

You see beef just doesn't meat his standards. It is just not in his loins, sir.

And of course he is too chicken to eat birds. He thinks they're fowl.

sac



/oink

[ducpainter]

Z can out bacon the Bacon Junkie? Baloney! Hog wash, I say! He'll skewer anyone who ribs him about not having the chops to pig out until he is diskebabulated. Some think he's just being a ham but bacon is truly that imporkant to him. Just ask the star of Footloose if you don't believe me. His lust for pork will never be cured.

You see beef just doesn't meat his standards. It is just not in his loins, sir.

And of course he is too chicken to eat birds. He thinks they're fowl.

sac



/oink

I never said he could.

I just said I was going to spare Ryan the embarrassment. 

[Ddan]

Z has a technique.  He takes his time, searches out all that there is, subtly insinuates himself in front of you, steals your bacon and grins at you while he's chewing. When your plate is clean he moves on to the next.  Because he can pace himself, I think he'd just go on forever, like a perpetual motion bacon disappearing machine.  Pigs should worry.

[The Architect]

It's his little hands, unlike most adults with their large cumbersome and uncoordinated hands.  He can quickly and efficient dispatch any pile of bacon with style and ease. 

Keep in mind he's 1/3 the size of most adults. 

[lethe]

Those hands...those hands...those small but powerful nipple twisting hands
<shudder>

[Monsterlover]

Evening all

[lethe]

Evening all

evening
name change because fall down, go boom -or- trackday reference?