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#78120
January 12, 2011, 02:49:19 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2011, 02:52:21 PM by Bick
Quote from: humorless dp on January 12, 2011, 02:41:16 PM
now is the point at which you pay a lawyer to have it dismissed on the right to a speedy trial thing. ;)

Thought I was going to be lucky when JAG was helping out.

Doesn't seem to work so well when the courtroom is in the back of Drucker's store.

Intimidation does not trump Stupid.  [roll]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#78121
January 12, 2011, 02:51:13 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 12, 2011, 02:47:10 PM
Yeah, fight the power!



I WANT!!!

Or maybe I should have had my nails done.
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

DarkMonster620

#78122
January 12, 2011, 02:53:07 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#78123
January 12, 2011, 02:55:30 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 12, 2011, 02:49:19 PM
Thought I was going to be lucky when JAG was helping out.

Doesn't seem to work so well when the courtroom is in the back of Drucker's store.

Intimidation does not trump Stupid.  [roll]
When you go back have your lawyer file a motion for a change of venue.

Two can play at that game. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Bick

#78124
January 12, 2011, 02:56:38 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

#78125
January 12, 2011, 02:59:55 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 12, 2011, 02:55:30 PM
When you go back have your lawyer file a motion for a change of venue.

Two can play at that game. ;)

First ever change of venue for a speeding ticket.  Might get the media attention this really needs!  [thumbsup]

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

GAAN

#78126
January 12, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 10, 2011, 07:00:27 PM
Where did EveryBody go?

Just did a google search and was directed to TOB for the answer.  :-\

Who are those people over there?  [bang]

Over here, sure we get smart-assed answers from Mother... = [laugh]

Over there...  Just plain Stooopeed!  [bang] [bang] [bang]  [roll]

Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 10, 2011, 07:04:58 PM
Smart-ass answers from Mother > Stoopeed.
JM

It's not my fault

My ass went to college while I was out drinking

:-\

Monsterlover

#78127
January 12, 2011, 05:24:33 PM
Better get that ass back on a leash before it bites someone.

You can't just let those things run wild you know.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#78128
January 12, 2011, 05:56:15 PM
Damn it's quiet around here.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#78129
January 12, 2011, 06:29:47 PM
SAYYYYYYYYYYY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT hdp ???
Or was I too loud?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#78130
January 12, 2011, 06:54:32 PM
At least you woke me up.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#78131
January 12, 2011, 06:56:37 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 12, 2011, 06:54:32 PM
At least you woke me up.

Always a pleasure and must also say ...

C'ya 2morrow ... got a long day 2morrow, got to visit a customer's who's bench's not turning and finish the install on the one from last week/end ...

Might not post early on tomorrow so to you all ...

Take care ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#78132
January 12, 2011, 07:01:26 PM
night
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


The Bacon Junkie

#78133
January 12, 2011, 07:04:11 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 12, 2011, 07:01:26 PM
night

[looks outside]

Yep... It is.  Again.



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducpainter

#78134
January 12, 2011, 07:16:30 PM
every day
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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