dumbest question about your bike

[Danmack_98]

Not a question, but a statement:
My wife, the day I picked up my bike- "That thing is ugly"

I would've told her that my taste in bikes is identical to my taste in women.  end of conversation.

[zedsaid]

I would've told her that my taste in bikes is identical to my taste in women.  end of relationship.

fixed it.

[mojo]

My bike is growing on her.  She told me a couple of weeks ago that my bike looks a lot better now that I cut "that thing" off the back (beer tray).

[Goat_Herder]

I would've told her that my taste in bikes is identical to my taste in women.  end of conversation.

What?  You like loud, sexy, and high maintenance women who you are proud to take out in the public?  Meeeee too!

[dutchy73]

My friend's husband asked me, "Does that thing have balls?"

I honestly didn't really know how to answer. I just gave him a blank stare.

[DoubleEagle]

Not a question, but a statement:
My wife, the day I picked up my bike- "That thing is ugly"

I can deal with that.

After all, beauty IS in the eye of the beholder.

Dolph     

[Desmostro]

I beg to differ, what ducati or triumph doesn't leak      It's a feature unfortunately.  I stopped sweating it 

You can't lump Italian and English machines together.

I would now like to add this to the list here 

[Michael]

Not a question, but a statement:
My wife, the day I picked up my bike- "That thing is ugly"

After I sold my sports car, my wife says to me, "You should buy a motorcycle."

And I said, "Really?"

And she said, "Ya. You should get a Ducati."

And so I did. I love my wife.

Also ....

I always get complimented about my bike, but the other day I was driving down the road and this guy driving a truck in the lane next to me leans his head out his window and yells, "That Ducati is awesome! Finally someone gets a decent motorcycle in this retarded town." And then he drove off screaming, "whoo hooo!"

As much as I liked his compliment, I decided to fall back in traffic and not be next to him anymore.

[Desmostro]

I believe this should be in the "Coolest thing someone said about your bike thread."

After I sold my sports car, my wife says to me, "You should buy a motorcycle."

And I said, "Really?"

And she said, "Ya. You should get a Ducati."

And so I did. I love my wife.

Also ....

I always get complimented about my bike, but the other day I was driving down the road and this guy driving a truck in the lane next to me leans his head out his window and yells, "That Ducati is awesome! Finally someone gets a decent motorcycle in this retarded town." And then he drove off screaming, "whoo hooo!"

As much as I liked his compliment, I decided to fall back in traffic and not be next to him anymore.

[RavnMonster]

Not really a stupid comment but a comment none the less. ...

was riding over the weekend with some friends who for the first time saw my Monster.  They know nothing of Ducs so of course the first thing was a comment about the clutch rattle.

Later that night I get a txt from my friend.

"dude, i can still hear your clutch"

I replied with.. yeah its pretty awesome huh?

[Mike Qube]

A couple of weeks back I was in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot drinking a coffee. A harley dude pulls up and he's looking at my bike and says "Hmmm. Ducati, all you got there really is a harley, the italians buy the engines from harley davidson, see it's a v-twin. harley owns the patent on them and are the only ones who can make them". I just continued drinking my coffee and changed the subject to all the chrome stuff on his bike, which he was more than happy to talk about.

[Grampa]

A couple of weeks back I was in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot drinking a coffee. A harley dude pulls up and he's looking at my bike and says "Hmmm. Ducati, all you got there really is a harley, the italians buy the engines from harley davidson, see it's a v-twin. harley owns the patent on them and are the only ones who can make them". I just continued drinking my coffee and changed the subject to all the chrome stuff on his bike, which he was more than happy to talk about.

did ya tell him Flo rides a 900v-twin too

[RavnMonster]

A couple of weeks back I was in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot drinking a coffee. A harley dude pulls up and he's looking at my bike and says "Hmmm. Ducati, all you got there really is a harley, the italians buy the engines from harley davidson, see it's a v-twin. harley owns the patent on them and are the only ones who can make them". I just continued drinking my coffee and changed the subject to all the chrome stuff on his bike, which he was more than happy to talk about.

you are much nicer than I am.. I would have explained to that guy just how much of an idiot he is. 

[Mike Qube]

you are much nicer than I am.. I would have explained to that guy just how much of an idiot he is. 

Normally I would have, but this dude was a full-patch wearing member of a major 1%'er MC club.

[Desmostro]

Normally I would have, but this dude was a full-patch wearing member of a major 1%'er MC club.

All the more reason to gently point out,

"Excuse me sir, butt you sound as if you may have a mild case of 'cranial in-ass-tosis.'" 

"btw did harley also design the seat to accommodate your face and ass at the same time?"