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It's a vagina, not a 2x4!

Started by Bun-bun, March 10, 2009, 06:52:16 PM

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DY

#15
March 10, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
"The saw blade cut through the plastic toy"

I just had a very graphic visual.... OUCH.  Talk about Darwinism... too bad his parts are still functioning. 

NAKID

#16
March 10, 2009, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
If you two want to make out...

get a make the beast with two backsing room. ;)

Just trying to make sure that the guy teaching the FUTURE of our nation is doing it right!    ;D
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IZ

#17
March 10, 2009, 08:00:03 PM
Quote from: NAKID on March 10, 2009, 07:57:45 PM
Just trying to make sure that the guy teaching the FUTURE of our nation is doing it right!    ;D

Actually, I'm now working with the ones who f*cked it up!

[laugh]
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ducpainter

#18
March 10, 2009, 08:00:55 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:00:03 PM
Actually, I'm now working with the ones who f*cked it up!

[laugh]
They wouldn't listen....
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


IZ

#19
March 10, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 08:00:55 PM
They wouldn't listen....

Geriatrics.

Dementia and aphasia aren't anything to laugh at but d*mn..

of few of these people crack me up with the things they say!!   [laugh]


Anyway..

I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

ducpainter

#20
March 10, 2009, 08:10:15 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
Geriatrics.

Dementia and aphasia aren't anything to laugh at but d*mn..

of few of these people crack me up with the things they say!!   [laugh]


Anyway..

I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!


You crack me up...

does that mean you're whacked?  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


IZ

#21
March 10, 2009, 08:13:22 PM Last Edit: March 10, 2009, 08:14:56 PM by IZ
Quote from: ducpainter on March 10, 2009, 08:10:15 PM
You crack me up...

does that mean you're whacked?  ;D

I sure I may have suffered a TBI here or there when we used to smash lunch boxes on our heads as kids to see who could make the biggest dent.  [bang]


[cheeky]


and now..back to vertical smiles and power tools!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Bun-bun

#22
March 10, 2009, 08:17:48 PM
Quote from: IZ on March 10, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
I thought we were talking about nasty gashes?!
[laugh] [laugh]
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Buckethead

#23
March 10, 2009, 08:39:43 PM
I've heard it called a "hatchet wound," but damn!
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Drunken Monkey

#24
March 10, 2009, 11:34:20 PM
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

Nitewaif

#25
March 11, 2009, 03:34:37 AM
Quote from: DoubleEagle on March 10, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
I used to play Golf with several Doctors.

One day I was playing Golf with a General Surgeon in our group. He told me that he got a call to the ER one day and there was a guy who he remembered from a previous incident.

This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.

The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !

Same reason he used before a few years earlier the Surgeon told me.     ??? [puke]          Dolph

I used to work ER.  They always just happened to slip when naked.  We've had people come in with granny smith apples, perfume bottles, round hairbrushes (the handle broke off), random metal pieces, a garden hose, stolen credit cards...  My favorite was the couple who were parking in a corn field and decided to use transmission fluid as lube.  They weren't too comfortable.   [laugh]

duclvr

#26
March 11, 2009, 03:49:16 AM
Quote from: DY on March 10, 2009, 07:57:24 PM
"The saw blade cut through the plastic toy"


Are you supposed to leave the blade on?

Bun-bun

#28
March 11, 2009, 06:15:52 AM
I smell an opportunity here for a machinist/craftsman.
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Mother

#29
March 11, 2009, 06:17:21 AM
this reminds me of that scene from seven...i want to vomit
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