It's a vagina, not a 2x4!

[eichh]

Naked gun 2 and 1/2

[KnightofNi]

I smell an opportunity here for a machinist/craftsman.

do you really think this guy came up with the idea himself?

this has already been done.



seriosuly though, what kind of dumbass keeps a sharpened saw blade on somethign they will be sticking into their partners hoohoo?

[Scooter Montgomery]

When did Tool Time move to the Spice Channel?

[the_Journeyman]

first person to say "black and dicker" gets punched

You're right, it should be Black & Pecker

JM

[Vindingo]

1 guy 1 cup (jar)

[Drunken Monkey]

1 guy, and about a dozen 2 gallon freezer bags?

[TAftonomos]

http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-make the beast with two backssall-make the beast with two backsing-kit_693.html

[NAKID]

As if it needed a warning, that link is NOT work safe...

[Oldfisti]

1 guy 1 cup (jar)

You sick bastard!             I'm convinced that it's a fake though it's prolly happened to someone...     

[redxblack]

this reminds me of that scene from seven...i want to vomit

What's in the box?!

[muskrat]

if she asks you to use one RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

[Scooter Montgomery]

Reminds me of the cartoon clip from The Animaniacs cartoon, good idea bad idea.

Good Idea= Using a sawall to cut out a closet in the bedroom.

Bad Idea= Using a sawall to cut your s/o in the bedroom.

[Buckethead]

Reminds me of the cartoon clip from The Animaniacs cartoon, good idea bad idea.

Good Idea= Using a sawall to cut out a closet in the bedroom.

Bad Idea= Using a sawall to cut your s/o in the bedroom.

I remember those clips.

Good idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.

Bad idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.

[JEFF_H]

This guy had a Potato stuck up his ass.

The Surgeon asked how it got there and the guy said he slipped and landed on it !

very common.
the other 'excuse' is two guys broke in and assaulted victim with said inanimate object.

(and this isnt -personal- experience....wife works in O.R.)

[Popeye the Sailor]

very common.
the other 'excuse' is two guys broke in and assaulted victim with said inanimate object.

(and this isnt -personal- experience....wife works in O.R.)

So does that save you a trip?