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Started by Bun-bun, March 18, 2009, 08:10:40 PM

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Grampa

#15
March 19, 2009, 09:52:43 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 19, 2009, 09:18:21 AM
Wait-foreplay is only 10 minutes for you guys? How come you don't count the two hours of begging?

that's officially doggie style

you sit up and beg..... she rolls over and plays dead
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Sinister

#16
March 19, 2009, 10:38:57 AM
I predict a "relationship on the rocks" thread from Bun-Bun, within six months.  [laugh]
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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DanTheMan

#17
March 19, 2009, 10:48:26 AM
Quote from: DesmoLu on March 18, 2009, 11:21:34 PM
??? ??? ???
Thought of 15min as the "whole ordeal" kinda scary but makes more sense why last ex insisted he was "average" despite argument to the contrary

[laugh] it was partly a joke, but sex as a daily activity, 15min is quite a bit (no forplay included). Most days there's no time to do the whole 1-5 hr thing.
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#18
March 19, 2009, 11:10:14 AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on March 19, 2009, 10:48:26 AM
[laugh] it was partly a joke, but sex as a daily activity, 15min is quite a bit (no forplay included). Most days there's no time to do the whole 1-5 hr thing.

In case anyone was curious, yes, Dan is single.
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#19
March 19, 2009, 11:13:24 AM
Quote from: Sinister on March 19, 2009, 10:38:57 AM
I predict a "relationship on the rocks" thread from Bun-Bun, within six months.  [laugh]


Maybe bun-bun should talk to Lucky 13?

[laugh] [laugh]
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Electron

#20
March 19, 2009, 11:45:46 AM
I need it once a day, plus my duck sicked in the morning.

Sinister

#21
March 19, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 19, 2009, 11:13:24 AM

Maybe bun-bun should talk to Lucky 13?

[laugh] [laugh]

Bwahahahaha...I think ZLTFL is ready to lead a thread like that.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

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The Plumber

#22
March 19, 2009, 11:59:10 AM
lmao.. One day is the wager on getting this locked? I don't see anything wrong with it..

Ducmouse where r u... :-) let's play!!

ZLTFUL

#23
March 19, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
Why ya always gotta hate on a brotha?   [cheeky] Although that was some damn funny shit right there.  [laugh]
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#24
March 19, 2009, 12:02:24 PM
Quote from: Sinister on March 19, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
Bwahahahaha...I think ZLTFL is ready to lead a thread like that.

Hasn't he already led a bunch of threads like that?
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The Plumber

#25
March 19, 2009, 12:12:50 PM
Oh how oh I love theeee.. :-*  [roll]

DucMouse the Mighty

#26
March 19, 2009, 12:18:10 PM Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 12:20:17 PM by ducmouse
Quote from: The Hooligan Plumber on March 19, 2009, 11:59:10 AM
lmao.. One day is the wager on getting this locked? I don't see anything wrong with it..

Ducmouse where r u... :-) let's play!!

whatcha doin later  :-*


Quote from: The Hooligan Plumber on March 19, 2009, 12:12:50 PM
Oh how oh I love theeee.. :-*  [roll]

now i know that wasnt meant for me  [laugh]
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Sinister

#27
March 19, 2009, 12:27:42 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 19, 2009, 12:02:24 PM
Hasn't he already led a bunch of threads like that?

I meant leading the analyzing...


"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

The Plumber

#28
March 19, 2009, 12:29:55 PM
Quote from: ducmouse on March 19, 2009, 12:18:10 PM
whatcha doin later  :-*



How does 6:26 pm work for u???  We can work one in before we have to be at king babys house..    [evil]

How did u know that wasnt aimed at u..  Ur good.. Lmao

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akmnstr

#29
March 19, 2009, 12:31:07 PM
Are we talking the Bill Clinton definition of sex or the US Senate's?   :-\

Not meaning to be political, I just need to know what we are talking about ;)
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