Sham Wow guy Arrested...

[NAKID]

FROM SUN-TIMES STAFF
He's known for hawking a super-absorbent towels on in commercials, but this pitch man found himself in hot water -- without the aid of a ShamWow -- last month.

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested last month on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper, according to the Web site TheSmokingGun.com.

Vince Shlomi displays the ShamWow.
(ShamWow.com)


Police reports obtained by the site claim that Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for "straight sex."

That's went things took a turn.

Shlomi told police "that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the report.

Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue, and then ran to the lobby to call police. Harris suffered several cuts and fractures to her face.

[Kopfjäger]

Who hasn't wanted to punch a stripper. 

[Randimus Maximus]

Who hasn't wanted to punch a stripper. 

particularly one that's biting your tongue!

[TAftonomos]

gross, he kissed a stripper!   

[NAKID]

Yeah, there has to be more to the story than this. If she bit him first and he retaliated, why is he the one in jail (other than because he's a guy)?

[Randimus Maximus]

cause he's the Sham Wow guy?

[Buckethead]

Yeah, there has to be more to the story than this. If she bit him first and he retaliated, why is he the one in jail (other than because he's a guy)?

Apparently she was arrested as well.

[Randimus Maximus]

It also says charges aren't being pressed.

[Randimus Maximus]

and he looks pretty rough in that mugshot on TSG

[Rev. Millertime]

Since he had to pay her...

I'm guessing his line from the Slap-Chop commercial, "Everyone loves my nuts!", is false.  

[OverCaffeinated]

Damn that fool looks like shit run over twice!

I hate that twerp.

[Kopfjäger]

Damn that fool looks like shit run over twice!

I hate that twerp.

But he has always spoken so highly of you. 

[COWBOY]

Death warmed over in a pimp coat that is, LOL.

[Dana]

Does the ShamWow pick up blood?

[Grampa]

and semen


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