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duccarlos

#15
March 30, 2009, 03:04:42 PM
She's hot.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

desmoquattro

#16
March 30, 2009, 03:13:09 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 30, 2009, 03:04:42 PM
She's hot.

Yeah...and she needs a better man. Like the Sham Wow guy.
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Nitewaif

#17
March 30, 2009, 11:49:27 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on March 30, 2009, 08:19:37 AM
typical female behavior -- part of the reason she likes him is what makes him want to ride, so let's get rid of that...

It goes both ways.  In fact, I suspect men are worse when they don't ride and the woman does.  It's the whole "protect the little woman" thing.

Mother

#18
March 31, 2009, 01:55:40 AM
People

this is a report by the National Enquirer

Why is it on the DMF?

it smells of poo

mrs minnesotamonster

#19
March 31, 2009, 02:01:23 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on March 30, 2009, 08:19:37 AM
typical female behavior -- part of the reason she likes him is what makes him want to ride, so let's get rid of that...

I'd have to disagree with that one. I would be majorly bummed if my fiance for some reason quit riding, and never in my life would I expect him to give it up. Even if I didn't like it just as much as he did, why take away something he enjoys that much? That makes no sense at all.

slowpoke13

#20
March 31, 2009, 02:31:49 AM
I like this quote:

Quote"We're constantly connected to information and stimulation," Ryans tells Mens Health, "On a bike, there's none of that. It would take an extremely talented imbecile to send a coherent email from a motorcycle at 80 m.p.h."

Ohh yeah, Scarlett's hot too.
slowpokesan

ducatiz

#21
March 31, 2009, 05:33:21 AM
Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on March 31, 2009, 02:01:23 AM
I'd have to disagree with that one. I would be majorly bummed if my fiance for some reason quit riding, and never in my life would I expect him to give it up. Even if I didn't like it just as much as he did, why take away something he enjoys that much? That makes no sense at all.

oh, i am sure you took away something else... :D
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

#22
March 31, 2009, 05:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nitewaif on March 30, 2009, 11:49:27 PM
It goes both ways.  In fact, I suspect men are worse when they don't ride and the woman does.  It's the whole "protect the little woman" thing.

i don't think it's for the same reason though. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Le Pirate

#23
March 31, 2009, 06:17:08 AM
I just want to say that I gained alot of respect for him because of this article.....the dude rides a PS
....................

swampduc

#24
March 31, 2009, 05:54:57 PM
Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on March 31, 2009, 02:01:23 AM
I'd have to disagree with that one. I would be majorly bummed if my fiance for some reason quit riding, and never in my life would I expect him to give it up. Even if I didn't like it just as much as he did, why take away something he enjoys that much? That makes no sense at all.
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Statler

#25
March 31, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
ah yes...the date the bad boy and marry the accountant problem.  (and if it's the same guy you must turn one into the other).


raise your hand if you know any female social workers who are trying to 'save' their rocker hardcore guys (who were attracted to them because of those same attributes).

not knocking anyone...we do it too....date the stripper but then want to cover her up as the gf when you go out because she dresses inappropriately...hahahahha.


On the other hand...the professional bad boy is hard to find.   I know three great looking attorneys who are a lot of fun who just can't find a guy who isn't either totally boring (but financially solvent) or completely wasted (but fun badboy).   

I had fun at the office the other day when they were complaining about it.  I said I'd love to stay and chat about it, but I had to take the Duc to see someone about getting another tattoo, so could they please lock the office up when they were done working.   

I refuse to be boring, and I think G likes it that way.





It's still buy a flounder a drink month

slowpoke13

#26
March 31, 2009, 11:07:37 PM
Quote from: Statler on March 31, 2009, 06:09:05 PM
I know three great looking attorneys who are a lot of fun who just can't find a guy who isn't either totally boring (but financially solvent) or completely wasted (but fun badboy).   

Dude... I'll be back someday. Help a friend out... I pulled your dock out of the water...

No love.. no love..
slowpokesan

zenjim

#27
April 01, 2009, 04:10:26 AM
The article concludes:
"There are only two types of riders... Those that have been down and those that are going down."

On Scarlett?

You married an actress and you got drama. Don't tell us your surprised. Please.

I've seen the same behavior in bands, probably more than with bikes. Here's the progression:
Musician is gigging steady.
Musician is banging strange on a regular basis.
Meets hot chick.
Hot chick is down with whole lifestyle, maybe brings her girlfriend over, if you know what I'm saying.
Relationship gets serious.
Musician has trouble making rehearsals and a few gigs once in a while.
Musician gets married.
Musician leaves band.
Next seen pushing a baby carriage in a mall with that look on his face from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers - not the remake with Nicole Kidman, the Donald Sutherland version.

If I had a dime for every time I've seen this I could buy a new rear shock.
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superjohn

#28
April 01, 2009, 04:37:43 AM
He should just buy her a Monster, a 1-piece leather riding suit (Rossi tight for safety) and get her to go ride with him.





Oh yeah, and take a lot of pictures of her getting ready..........yumm...... [bacon]

DucHead

#29
April 01, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 30, 2009, 03:04:42 PM
She's not hot.

Fixed.

She's goofy looking.  I think that all you're seeing is boobs and blonde hair.  Otherwise, she looks like Goofy.
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