BP'S DISCOUNT MOTOSCOOTER TRANSPROTATION SERVICES

Started by Mother, April 06, 2009, 03:30:56 PM

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Mother

Is it real?

I need to secure such services

name your price

herm

oh, its real. and not just for scooters (or coffee)

This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Mother

I need to move a motorcycle

where is the free quote button?

I gots a T-shirt, does that mean I get a member price?

;D

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

Quote from: MrIncredible on April 06, 2009, 07:15:39 PM

You think we'd let him in?
I thought there were forces more powerful than you keeping him out.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



herm

he just needs to make his gun toting woman happy before she starts hunting him
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Mother

I love you joel-diddy, I have a 15 year old bottle of ouzo (sp?) in it plus whatever you need

Grampa

Quote from: Mother on April 06, 2009, 09:23:37 PM
I love you joel-diddy, I have a 15 year old bottle of ouzo (sp?) in it plus whatever you need

pm sent
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

herm

ouzo is dangerous.
before you know it, a bunch of greeks will be breaking plates on your head...
This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.

Grampa

Quote from: herm on April 07, 2009, 05:17:23 AM
ouzo is dangerous.
before you know it, a bunch of greeks will be breaking plates on your head...

and then the anal :o
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

causeofkaos

Quote from: bobspapa on April 07, 2009, 07:49:31 AM
and then the anal :o

What seperates the men from the boys in Greece ???





























a crowbar  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] i joke.
Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"

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PW 696 " Pearl " = traded in
M1100 " Loki " = Viking God of mischief ( Goddess in this case )
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!

herm

This map is upside down, the plan is written in crayon, and the weather forecast is from 2011.