So, what would you do with your mid-life crisis?

Started by superjohn, April 06, 2009, 04:59:44 PM

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DuciD03

boobies; bike; car; vacation and add it up l a t e r .... life can be too short so get a card; put a limit on it and GO FOR IT!

just promiss;....  I'll buy the beer but ya have to tell all ....  [beer]

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Quote from: Smokescreen on April 06, 2009, 06:47:13 PM
you know, there's a procedure that's cheaper than a breast job that simply pulls the tendons tight again, so you get the 20 year old naturals you fell in love with... 

They aren't tendons, they're ligaments. Called Cooper's Ligaments...
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Big Troubled Bear

I will have a dream holiday, which is following the WSBK series around the world [thumbsup]

Wife already has the boobies option ;)
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Quote from: Big Troubled Bear on April 07, 2009, 05:01:33 AM
I will have a dream holiday, which is following the WSBK series around the world [thumbsup]

Wife already has the boobies option ;)

as usual, its not real without pictures.

which i know you cant/wont post [thumbsup]
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rgramjet

Ugh, right there with ya man.    Im getting ready to hit my mid life crisis also....turn 39 in one month and change.....78 is still the average male life expectancy right?   









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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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ducpainter

Quote from: rgramjet on April 07, 2009, 06:16:53 AM
Ugh, right there with ya man.    Im getting ready to hit my mid life crisis also....turn 39 in one month and change.....78 is still the average male life expectancy right?   









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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Le Pirate

If you work alot and don't have time for a vacation....



I think the vacation is exactly what you need.


Screw the planning though....pack a bag and just GO! leave enough money so that when you end up on some south pacific island with no money and a hang over 4 months later...you can call home and get a flight back to the real world
....................

tonyj311

i'm going to be 35 in 2 weeks and oddly enough have been thinking about it. I found a 1920's t-bucket for sale by me. thinking about that. Also sat in the GT 500 at the Ford dealer by my house.
Did a comparo online of the SRT8 Challenger, Charger, Vette and GT500. I think I can convince the wife once we get one of the other cars paid off.
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Quote from: Le Pirate on April 07, 2009, 06:33:26 AM
If you work alot and don't have time for a vacation....



I think the vacation is exactly what you need.


+1

That Ascari race school sounds cool!

causeofkaos

i vote epic vacation.... multiple countries......  exotic, erotic, a trip you come home and can't tell all of the great stories for fear of peoples disbeleif. " YOU DID WHAT TO HER ???? " thats what im talking about.
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You never mentioned if you are married. That may make a difference...
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Drjones

How much is a good ammount of savings?  Adage goes that one's net worth should be at least  - Age/10 * annual salary
Pay off the house - think of what you could do afterwards with the extra money per month.

Budget in some smaller rewards until those two goals are met.
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Quote from: Drjones on April 07, 2009, 09:27:21 AM
How much is a good ammount of savings?  Adage goes that one's net worth should be at least  - Age/10 * annual salary


Uh, that adage may not be ideal-that works out to more money than I've made in my lifetime.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on April 07, 2009, 09:57:45 AM
Uh, that adage may not be ideal-that works out to more money than I've made in my lifetime.

The problem may not be with the adage, young son.  ;)
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