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Author Topic: Official DMF Appliance Thread  (Read 8187 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2008, 03:21:09 AM »
LONG LIVE TOASTY!
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2008, 03:26:37 AM »
A fridge. For beer.

We all go to it Cheesy

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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2008, 03:28:18 AM »
I think in the meantime it would be fitting that the toaster returned to the owner until this is sorted out.
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2008, 03:34:27 AM »
Quote from: someguy on May 15, 2008, 10:30:27 PM
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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2008, 03:57:14 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2008, 05:23:55 AM »
Quote from: Zee on May 16, 2008, 03:26:37 AM
A fridge. For beer.

We all go to it Cheesy

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 01:12:24 PM »
Quote from: NuTTs on May 15, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
Vibrating blow up doll? Meets all the requirements below:
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Like the one at the far left in the Reverend's sig pic?


I would fear any object that holds liquid (blender, coffee maker, etc.) after it passed through Oregon.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 01:14:15 PM »
KEGERATOR!!!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2008, 01:15:04 PM »
Quote from: GotDuc on May 16, 2008, 03:28:18 AM
I think in the meantime it would be fitting that the toaster returned to the owner until this is sorted out.

no one man/woman/transgender person owns the red metal wind
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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2008, 01:34:25 PM »

I think we are overlooking the obvious here:
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« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2008, 01:52:33 PM »
Why limit it to appliances.  I say we go for a welder.  Just my current favorite device.  It can do all the things you could do with
toasty.  It'll brown bread, heat up pop-tarts, with the added benefit of joining hunks of metal together. 
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« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2008, 01:55:40 PM »
Well seeing as I never received my Toaster for my 1000th post on TOB it's a bit irrelevant, no?
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« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2008, 02:36:15 PM »
How come the new mascot can't be boobies???

I really like boobies.   I'm sure they would make a fine looking mascot.

I'm just sayin'
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« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2008, 02:40:28 PM »
Quote from: raulduke on May 16, 2008, 02:36:15 PM
How come the new mascot can't be boobies???

I really like boobies.   I'm sure they would make a fine looking mascot.

I'm just sayin'

No, because tastes are too varied and the mods to said boobs would not be consistent. That and plane tickets are exspensive.


And Paula totally said no to the whole idea.
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« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2008, 03:40:38 PM »
Quote from: SacDuc on May 16, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
I think we are overlooking the obvious here:



One more outburst like that, and I'm throwing you out of here!
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