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Have you ever wanted to date your cousin?

Started by soapyloving, April 09, 2009, 07:33:53 PM

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causeofkaos

#45
April 10, 2009, 09:56:34 AM
seriously ? ? ? ?  [popcorn]

although i remember an episode of History channel or Discovery channel that had brothers and sisters that fell in love living together and having kids (couldnt get married). A British couple had the local law trying to take the child away or something.

it was all F*ckered up.
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#46
April 10, 2009, 10:02:18 AM
 [laugh]


this thread makes me feel dirty, just by reading it.


you don't F your own family...das just how it is  [puke]
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ducatiz

#47
April 10, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on April 10, 2009, 09:43:20 AM
Gads I remember studying all this in anthropology years ago, having to trace matriarchal and patriarchal lines etc.
Man it was hard to think about but on paper made more sense. I do seem to remember the professor saying something
about the USA being one of only a few countries that have this social problem with marrying cousins.
It's funny now to see it here with the "gross" comments  ;D

that POV might explain things like this:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article4452504.ece

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#48
April 10, 2009, 10:09:59 AM
My cousin is a raving pregnant dog, so no, I would never date her.
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#49
April 10, 2009, 10:10:06 AM
most states have statutes that lay out (fnar) consanguinity charts so you can pretty easily look up what's at least legally cool for long-term things.

my thought is if you have to start looking it's likely a bad idea.
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#50
April 10, 2009, 11:01:41 AM
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#51
April 10, 2009, 01:25:55 PM
Quote from: El Matador on April 10, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
That will not be disclosed. Desmolu keeps telling me that she'll warn whatever unfortunate girl I end up conning into marrying me.

And I totally will too.  Just don't introduce that poor girl to the board - though I suspect she'll be barely literate, others might warn her  ;)

Quote from: KnightofNi on April 10, 2009, 09:00:31 AM
what? she's not willing to marry you?
and what does this have to do with boning your cousin?

The fact that he insists on DNA testing our would-be (all April Fools day jokes aside) child is not legitimate reason enough for being unwilling to marry someone?!?! Whaaaat? I'd rather have him bone his cousin that DNA test our damn child!

herm

#52
April 10, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
soooooooo...........is it considered poor form to bone a step cousin?

theoretically of course..
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#53
April 10, 2009, 03:08:24 PM
depends on your form, i'd say, as to whether it was poor or not.

Ddan

#54
April 10, 2009, 03:10:54 PM
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
soooooooo...........is it considered poor form to bone a step cousin?

theoretically of course..
Or the cousin-in-law?

Doesn't seem quite the same as going to the family reunion to pick up chicks. 
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herm

#55
April 10, 2009, 04:57:24 PM
hmm..........cousin in law is bound to get you in trouble with someone..
step cousin... who cares
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#56
April 10, 2009, 06:35:02 PM
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2009, 04:57:24 PM
hmm..........cousin in law is bound to get you in trouble with someone..
step cousin... who cares
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#57
April 10, 2009, 06:39:15 PM
Quote from: herm on April 10, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
soooooooo...........is it considered poor form to bone a step cousin?

theoretically of course..

poor form?  do you have an audience during said boning?
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Bick

#58
April 10, 2009, 06:42:04 PM
As a young'n, going to family reunions in these small towns in MI (i.e. Gladwin), every girl in the town was related.  Hence my just-slightly-less-than-hatred for the mitten shaped state.

Many summers were spent in Austria with my two hot "cousins".  It was only a few years ago that I learned there was no blood relation, but it was all by second mariges.  Damn you, Mom and "Aunt" Maria!  [roll]

So, my advice to you is...

GAME ON!!!
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Bick

#59
April 10, 2009, 06:44:49 PM
Quote from: Dan on April 10, 2009, 03:10:54 PM
going to the family reunion to pick up chicks. 

Isn't this the whole point in places like Alabama?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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