Just kill the pirates !

Started by Old-Duckman, April 10, 2009, 05:16:26 PM

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ZLTFUL

Quote from: Drjones on April 13, 2009, 02:03:05 PM
Common sense?

Probably went something like this:

Upon entering the area:

Captain - So can we take them out if the opportunity arises?
Administration - Erm. Well. We need to consult. *Looks at public opinion* Sure.

A bit later:

Captain - They're making threats and holding a gun to the captive. Shoot the f'ers.
Seals - Eliminated!

A bit later:

Captain - So we killed the piwates, rescued the hostage and have a captive.
Administration - Wow! Really!? "Quietly to themselves" Damn we need to jump on this PR coup!

Could not have said it better my self sir.

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monkeys?

uzis?

I thought we were talking about pirates?


if there were ninjas in the area, the pirate problem would be solved.

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hbliam

Quote from: swampduc on April 13, 2009, 06:53:05 AM
Just heard this am that 3 total shots were fired. One shot, One Kill. on 2 moving vessels at sea. Damn. Don't make the beast with two backs with a sniper.

You forgot to mention that it was three shots at one time from three seperate snipers. Thats about as badass as it gets.  [clap]

Drunken Monkey

If nothing else, I think the settles the "Who would win in a fight? Ninjas or Pirates?" question...

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ZLTFUL

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on April 13, 2009, 03:49:42 PM
If nothing else, I think the settles the "Who would win in a fight? Ninjas or Pirates?" question...

Yup...snipers would smoke em both!  [evil]
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herm

Quote from: Langanobob on April 13, 2009, 02:05:15 PM
One long term solution to the pirates is to declare a well  publicized "No Float" zone starting 12 miles off the Somali Coast.  If we've got satellites that can read my license plate in my driveway we can also monitor boat movement off Somalia.   Station a carrier a couple hundred miles out to sea and anytime a boat leaves the Somali mainland and goes past the 12 mile limit, the boat sinks.

I think the piracy would stop pretty fast, if not instantly and it will be good training exercise for the Navy.

Sure, some innocent Somali fishermen and traders will be economically hurt, but I think enough is enough and their problems fall  under the category of not our problem.


my vote would be for a san antonio class.
let the marines play with their toys.
shores of tripoli and all that. [thumbsup]
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ZLTFUL

Yeah...because having both sides of the political retardedness represented in the media isn't allowed. We only want the ball washers and peter puffers giving us the news.  [roll]
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Quote from: ZLTFUL on April 14, 2009, 09:25:38 AM
We only want the ball washers and peter puffers giving us the news.  [roll]

speak for yourself, i want them giving me yam oil massages...
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acalles

no matter who reported it..

thats some damn good shooting! Moving targets on a moving platform, from a moving platform.  :o

anyone know the range?

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Quote from: acalles on April 14, 2009, 11:28:47 AM
no matter who reported it..

thats some damn good shooting! Moving targets on a moving platform, from a moving platform.  :o

anyone know the range?

I believe under 50 yds. The Bainbridge was towing the liferaft.
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