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Started by Grampa, April 18, 2009, 04:42:29 PM

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Grampa

April 18, 2009, 04:42:29 PM
we have bees building shit in one of our walls.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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#1
April 18, 2009, 04:58:19 PM
BURN EM!
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#2
April 18, 2009, 04:58:42 PM
Ahmen. fire solves all problems.

Randimus Maximus

#3
April 18, 2009, 05:56:52 PM
I think IZ can give you some pointers on dealing with bees.

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#4
April 18, 2009, 06:31:02 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 18, 2009, 05:56:52 PM
I think IZ can give you some pointers on dealing with bees.


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#5
April 18, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
I like bees....

and spiders.
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#6
April 18, 2009, 07:04:06 PM
just think FREE HONEY.

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April 18, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 18, 2009, 04:42:29 PM
we have bees building shit in one of our walls.


Why are they building shit?  Can't you just try to reason with them?  Maybe they will be nice and leave.
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#8
April 18, 2009, 08:14:02 PM
I checked the wall where they were coming and going from (a dryer vent gap) when we got home from the boys ball game. No bees to be seen or heard. The pest people will check it with the bee spy camera on monday.

Why they were active earlier today.... the wall sounded like a big bee rave was go'n on.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Kopfjager

#9
April 18, 2009, 10:48:25 PM
Bee Rave

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#10
April 18, 2009, 11:19:06 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on April 18, 2009, 08:14:02 PM

Why they were active earlier today.... the wall sounded like a big bee rave was go'n on.

... its spring; just think of all the polinating there busy doing! ...1+ and all that free honey!

... dont get in the way of there flight path and landing area and you wount get stung ... oh ... and dont threaten them ... bee psychology

.... [popcorn]
.... all the world is yours.

Kopfjager

#11
April 18, 2009, 11:24:04 PM
Quote from: DuciD03 on April 18, 2009, 11:19:06 PM...1+ and all that free honey!



Wasps and Hornets don't make honey.  :)
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#12
April 18, 2009, 11:45:57 PM
You have the dreaded " Killer " Bees where you live don't you ?

Killer Bees, Rattle Snakes, Black Widow Spiders .

I have Hornets and Yellow Jackets to deal with . They are bad enough .

I don't like having things that hide and can sneak up on you and kill you.

Had 3 Hornets' nests within 50 feet of the front porch about 3 years ago.

Fun to go out after dark with the 12 gauge and a can of Hornet Spray. 1st you spray the nest and then Kaboom !

One year I found 17 nests on the Golf Course. By the end of Summer the nests are the size of a Basketball. On the Course when I would find one the Greens ' Keeper would mix up a tank of poison and pull the tank with one of the Course Tractors and with a long Spray hose Spray the heck out of the nest until it pretty much disintegrated.

You can keep the Killer Bees and the Rattle Snakes and Black Widow Spiders.                Dolph       :)

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#13
April 19, 2009, 12:05:56 AM
DERBY x 10

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on April 18, 2009, 05:56:52 PM
I think IZ can give you some pointers on dealing with bees.



Karma b*tches..all those jokes you guys be makin about me coming back at ya..10 fold!! 

Poor BP!


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#14
April 19, 2009, 05:45:04 AM
anyone remember this from a year or so ago?

bees in the grill  :'(



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