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« Reply #150 on: February 08, 2012, 04:15:33 AM »

try to keep in mind that you don't need to attend every argument you feel you're invited to

the price of admission is usually free

but the cost of staying there can get emotionally/psychologically expensive

and the enjoyment factor usually ends up rivaling being trapped in a room

with Vacation Timeshare pressure sale-closers
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« Reply #151 on: February 08, 2012, 05:57:55 AM »

try to keep in mind that you don't need to attend every argument you feel you're invited to

the price of admission is usually free

but the cost of staying there can get emotionally/psychologically expensive

and the enjoyment factor usually ends up rivaling being trapped in a room

with Vacation Timeshare pressure sale-closers

good point! WEEEEELLLLLL taken...


really?  Tongue

was it that obvious in my response to him?
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« Reply #152 on: February 08, 2012, 06:12:28 AM »

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« Reply #153 on: February 13, 2012, 04:05:15 PM »

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« Reply #154 on: February 13, 2012, 04:12:15 PM »

Hello
were you bad?
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« Reply #155 on: February 13, 2012, 04:12:36 PM »

were you bad?

You tell me.
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #156 on: February 13, 2012, 04:19:20 PM »

You tell me.
you weren't wrong. Grin

as long as no one goes on a rant about the way of the world it will all be good.
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« Reply #157 on: February 13, 2012, 04:30:31 PM »

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Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #158 on: February 14, 2012, 05:17:22 AM »

Good morning...    Tongue




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« Reply #159 on: February 14, 2012, 05:26:08 AM »

Ben, FWIW....I agree with the sentiment you conveyed even though I can't view the embedded video due to our webfilter at work here, but I can guess based on the title exactly what it is....


so here I sit too with you guys...
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« Reply #160 on: February 14, 2012, 05:58:49 AM »

Hello

You don't belong here.
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« Reply #161 on: February 14, 2012, 06:26:16 AM »

There is a reason I try to keep my ass mostly in the racing board.
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« Reply #162 on: February 14, 2012, 06:30:59 AM »

There is a reason I try to keep my ass mostly in the racing board.

just your ass?
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« Reply #163 on: February 14, 2012, 07:00:21 AM »

I wish Whitney Houston would just make the beast with two backsing die already.
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« Reply #164 on: February 14, 2012, 07:08:46 AM »

I thought the CAM section was a bit slow today, so this is where everyone is... laughingdp
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