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DCXCV

#15
May 01, 2009, 10:49:57 AM
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is (it) in there right now?


(703): Can i come over
(240): After you called me a desperate slut? No.
(240): Come over



"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Ash

#16
May 01, 2009, 11:07:27 AM
 [laugh] to the last one

Rev. Millertime

#17
May 01, 2009, 11:16:35 AM
(321): I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.


I just found my new sig line!
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Sinister

#18
May 01, 2009, 11:28:11 AM
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.


(917): K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Sinister

#19
May 01, 2009, 11:30:56 AM
(505): so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Sinister

#20
May 01, 2009, 11:41:26 AM
(546): Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. make the beast with two backsin waste of money.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

VisceralReaction

#21
May 01, 2009, 12:16:50 PM
(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
(973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
(859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

cyrus buelton

#22
May 01, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
(860): I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
(860): make the beast with two backsk wrong person
(1-860):.. who was that for? a girlscout?
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DCXCV

#23
May 01, 2009, 04:16:01 PM
(602): where are you
(303): in your bedroom
(602): how did you get in
(303): your wife...
(602): WTF




(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
(415): Recession joke.

"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Ash

#24
May 01, 2009, 06:27:20 PM
(602): i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...

KnightofNi

#25
July 06, 2010, 08:22:02 AM
I just rediscovered this site.


i've done nothing this morning but read it on my phone's browser and text excerpts to friends.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Slide Panda

#26
July 06, 2010, 08:30:55 AM
Ah yes... sorta forgotten about this.

- I think I went to school with this girl:
(425): i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
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KnightofNi

#27
July 06, 2010, 08:35:26 AM
(513) she referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

TiNi

#28
July 06, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
(860): Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

(401): Well how do you think I feel

(860): fair enough

Monsterlover

#29
July 06, 2010, 11:28:46 AM
(724):

I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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