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Monsterlover

#30
July 06, 2010, 11:30:47 AM
(818):

I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#31
July 06, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
(414):

so I ended up banging her last night
(1-414):

dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
(414):

i don't even remember
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#32
July 06, 2010, 11:34:23 AM
(917):

Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rameses

#33
July 06, 2010, 12:23:29 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 06, 2010, 11:34:23 AM
(917):

Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him




Dude, that one was from months ago.

How much time have you spent reading through that site today??

[laugh] [laugh]


Monsterlover

#34
July 06, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
about 10 minutes :)

I just put in random page numbers and post what seems funny

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rameses

#35
July 06, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 06, 2010, 12:30:20 PM
about 10 minutes :)

I just put in random page numbers and post what seems funny

[laugh]



Ahhh, got it.

I have the page bookmarked on my phone and read all of the new ones everyday.

I've literally read every single text on that site.

[laugh]


Monsterlover

#36
July 06, 2010, 01:50:12 PM
I think you may have a problem

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DRKWNG

#37
July 06, 2010, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: yuu on July 06, 2010, 08:30:55 AM
- I think I went to school with this girl:
(425): i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.

Hell, I very well could have been married to her.  FML.

hadesducati848

#38
July 06, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
i wasted my whole lunch hour on that site, then went and got a lunch plate at the corner. and then proceded to waste another hour.
it is so much easier to get forgiveness then it will ever be to get permission.

Le Pirate

#39
July 06, 2010, 02:59:47 PM
I love that site, but I've been stuck on this one recently. I'm not why it's so hilarious, but it is:

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
....................

1KDS

#40
July 06, 2010, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: Rameses on July 06, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
I have the page bookmarked on my phone and read all of the new ones everyday.

I've literally read every single text on that site.

Yep, TFLNberry app here
Every bike I've ever owned.

ItsaDuc

#41
July 06, 2010, 05:06:19 PM
(815):
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

[coffee]

DRKWNG

#42
July 06, 2010, 05:43:50 PM
Quote from: ItsaDuc on July 06, 2010, 05:06:19 PM
(815):
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

Pics or it never happened!!

  [evil]

ItsaDuc

#43
July 06, 2010, 05:49:58 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on July 06, 2010, 05:43:50 PM
Pics or it never happened!!

  [evil]

was my first thought too.

[beer]  [wine]

KnightofNi

#44
July 07, 2010, 04:29:55 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on July 06, 2010, 05:43:50 PM
Pics or it never happened!!

 [evil]

and we are all suddenly 15 yrs old again... ;D ;D
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