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Author Topic: hot new ride (nsfw)  (Read 2088 times)
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« on: May 02, 2009, 01:42:26 AM »



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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 01:45:49 AM »

Does she self inflate??  Grin

Where do the batteries go??  Evil
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009, 01:59:03 AM »

im not touching this one, leave it up to you guys
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 02:03:36 AM »

Jukie, whatup???  you not well??   laughingdp

She doesn't exactly look pleased. More sort of lie back and think of England perhaps?
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 02:24:29 AM »

im fine thanks  waytogo, just let the boys run with this one, she does look like she is a bit frozen of something
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 03:20:43 AM »

bit strange really....normally with me they are wearing a little less clothing and a much bigger smile...

maybe the motto should be:

Harley riders....too much chrome...not enough clitoris!  laughingdp

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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2009, 05:33:45 AM »

She looks a lot more interested than what they normally do......
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2009, 01:59:25 PM »

She looks a lot more interested than what they normally do......


pick the married man!

try this: get her to read the 'twilight' series of books....
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2009, 08:45:31 PM »

Bonus safety feature - Twin Air Bags
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 05:55:50 AM »

There is something seriously CREEPY about that..... vomit

Ita Vino!
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 05:58:33 PM »

There is something seriously CREEPY about that..... vomit
Ita Vino!
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2009, 07:06:38 PM »

+1...  - Chris

Ditto.......

Would love to see the dude who rides it  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2009, 07:37:34 PM »

Ditto.......

Would love to see the dude who rides it  Roll Eyes

Probably the type who likes to tweak things.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 08:03:29 PM »

Twin fuel tanks! or is it one main tank and one reserve?

I bet the seat cums off so he can put his tool/s somewhere.
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 05:24:02 AM »

That's one hell of a startled look in her eyes LOL
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