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BomberHead

May 05, 2009, 01:22:38 AM
Five dollar

BomberHead

#1
May 05, 2009, 01:22:58 AM
five dollar foot long!!

zarn02

#2
May 05, 2009, 04:13:42 AM
. . .

Uhm... awesome? ???
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

A.duc.H.duc.

#3
May 05, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
strangest thread ever.  ???
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

herm

#4
May 05, 2009, 04:34:25 AM
not even close
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

A.duc.H.duc.

#5
May 05, 2009, 05:55:11 AM
Quote from: herm on May 05, 2009, 04:34:25 AM
not even close

Yeah, I guess I'll concede.
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

ducpainter

#6
May 05, 2009, 06:05:27 AM
It's a good deal for a sandwich.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


herm

#7
May 05, 2009, 06:19:14 AM
even better for a six pack
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

ducpainter

#8
May 05, 2009, 06:21:00 AM
Quote from: herm on May 05, 2009, 06:19:14 AM
even better for a six pack
not a beer drinker
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


herm

#9
May 05, 2009, 06:24:45 AM
cant buy a 5th for five
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Grampa

#10
May 05, 2009, 06:26:06 AM
GFSOOTGI traveled in packs of five
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#11
May 05, 2009, 06:28:00 AM
Quote from: herm on May 05, 2009, 06:24:45 AM
cant buy a 5th for five
nope...it's sad.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


A.duc.H.duc.

#12
May 05, 2009, 06:44:02 AM
The question is, would you want a five dollar 5th?
"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator."

Big Troubled Bear

#13
May 05, 2009, 06:47:12 AM
Could get me a cheap bottle of whiskey ;D
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

ducpainter

#14
May 05, 2009, 06:53:51 AM
Quote from: A.duc.H.duc. on May 05, 2009, 06:44:02 AM
The question is, would you want a five dollar 5th?
Good point...

I am getting hungry though. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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