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hunkypunk
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #540 on:
May 24, 2009, 08:44:27 AM »
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You are right about the Desmocedici's sound. I saw two take off from the Ducati cafe in Rome and it was amazing.
For a moment I thought you were on one of them since he had the front wheel in the air.
Haha!!! Someday Karl........someday!!!
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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May 28, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »
I dont know what brought this back into my mind.. but the other night before walking into 2 Fools for Duc night (2 weeks ago I believe) I was parking on Central.. This guy walked up to me (either homeless.. or just dirty) starts talking to me "Ahh Ducati.. Thats a nice bike you've got there.. very fine motorcycle.. " "yes Sir this bike is one of the finest! I do love it!" "yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!" and walked off. I couldnt help but laugh..
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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May 28, 2009, 09:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on May 28, 2009, 09:20:01 AM
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
ROTFL This should be your new signature. It's entirely too funny for words.
What's next, commentary on Montblanc writing instruments? Reminiscences on the efficacy of European soaps? A contrast of Beluga, Osetra and Sevruga caviars? Huh? Makes me wanna
more!
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #543 on:
May 28, 2009, 09:46:04 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on May 28, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
ROTFL This should be your new signature. It's entirely too funny for words.
A Grand Idea! I'm still waiting for the Monte Blanc pen that will act as a video camera, a laser gun, and a cable dispenser capable of holding me while I scale a building to break into top secret offices. Gonna need some better Sunglasses too if I'm gonna attempt that line of work.
oh.. and an Aston Martin wouldnt hurt either.
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
DucMouse the Mighty
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #544 on:
May 29, 2009, 06:31:25 AM »
now that sig is a classic
some people i tell ya......
i have had a bum come and compliment my bike and then walked off
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
dusty
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #545 on:
May 29, 2009, 02:14:47 PM »
I got the thumbs up and compliments from a couple of street corner beggars. Does that count?
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hunkypunk
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #546 on:
May 30, 2009, 06:24:39 AM »
check this out from AOL news this morning
http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main
|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick Jimmy!
Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #547 on:
May 30, 2009, 10:42:25 AM »
Quote from: hunkypunk on May 30, 2009, 06:24:39 AM
check this out from AOL news this morning
http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main
|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F
lol, I've had deer do that to me on the bike. But nothing with teeth and claws. Pretty sure the deer wasn't trying to eat me.
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #548 on:
May 31, 2009, 06:50:23 AM »
I want to see the rest of the picture of the "Jets cheerleader tryouts" article, altho the tiger was good !!
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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June 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »
After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post! yay! And I'm bored.
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
DucMouse the Mighty
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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June 01, 2009, 12:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on June 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM
After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post! yay! And I'm bored.
well if u wander around the forum...u think u can post enough to hit another 100
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
The Plumber
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #551 on:
June 01, 2009, 02:21:21 PM »
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it..
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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June 01, 2009, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: The Hooligan Plumber on June 01, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it..
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #553 on:
June 01, 2009, 03:41:41 PM »
Encyclopedia: Chick Magnet (see above pic)
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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June 02, 2009, 07:01:58 AM »
Quote from: hunkypunk on June 01, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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