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« Reply #600 on: June 23, 2009, 02:02:00 PM »

And now, a message from our sponsor...

Nothin' like a little Squirrel Wrath to break the monotiny.

This ones for you DDGM

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« Reply #601 on: June 23, 2009, 03:18:35 PM »

We absolutely cannot wait to see you Bonfy.  Maybe you can get DDGM to come down for a visit too??  And while we are at it, maybe Punx and Count Desmo?  Yeah!  chug

You will have to promise lots of candy... and by candy I mean beer.  Delicious beer.  drink  chug  waytogo
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« Reply #602 on: June 23, 2009, 05:07:22 PM »

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This ones for you DDGM
I think that was DDGM's long lost cousin in tech support  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #603 on: June 23, 2009, 05:55:14 PM »

Yeah, Irish-Indian...hmmm...
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« Reply #604 on: June 23, 2009, 11:39:26 PM »

nah, i like the cold metal

anyone who totes a latex gargoyle around as a pet doesnt use "IZ_"

Actually, I think it's Lance toting around a Duc-riding human for a pet.  Shocked

hey! u never know, she may he warm and soft to lure u in and then, what u think is soft and IZ_ turns out to be the back door sex stores with a "safe word"  laughingdp

Sad, but true.  You probably wouldn't have to look very far to find some testimonies to that effect.   Cool
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package


« Reply #605 on: June 24, 2009, 07:05:24 AM »

That video was some funny ass shit!  Thanks KB!  You have no idea how many outsourcing companies call me every week with names like "Andy Jones" from India.  grrrrr.

Hey bonfy...when we ridin?  bring the cuffs
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« Reply #606 on: June 24, 2009, 07:52:11 AM »

That video was some funny ass shit!  Thanks KB!  You have no idea how many outsourcing companies call me every week with names like "Andy Jones" from India.  grrrrr.

What's fun sometimes is when they have to access your computer and see your Ducati somewhere in Colorado as your wallpaper.  They become fascinated.

Hey bonfy...when we ridin?  bring the cuffs

We ARE talkin' motorcycles, right??  Roll Eyes Um...nevermind, neither one of you answer that.  Cool
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« Reply #607 on: June 24, 2009, 08:00:08 AM »

where is lance? i figured he would have chimed now  laughingdp
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #608 on: June 24, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »

OMG!!! I WANT TO make the beast with two backsING SHOT MYSELF...

I SWEAR TO GOD I WORK WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST DUMBASS, I MAY BE RETARDED BUT DAMN SHE DOWS ME BY LIKE A BILLION.....

SHE MAKES MY B/P RISE LIKE U WOULDNT BELIEVE....IM GOING TO STROKE OUT
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #609 on: June 24, 2009, 05:55:24 PM »

BREATHE MOUSEY, BREATHE!!!
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« Reply #610 on: June 24, 2009, 06:40:51 PM »

OMG!!! I WANT TO make the beast with two backsING SHOT MYSELF...

I SWEAR TO GOD I WORK WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST DUMBASS, I MAY BE RETARDED BUT DAMN SHE DOWS ME BY LIKE A BILLION.....

SHE MAKES MY B/P RISE LIKE U WOULDNT BELIEVE....IM GOING TO STROKE OUT

Well, it looks like you've had enough of this work stuff.  Ready for another vacation/ride?   laughingdp
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« Reply #611 on: June 24, 2009, 08:50:11 PM »

where is lance? i figured he would have chimed now  laughingdp

Lance is doing his own thing this week, I guess.  He hasn't spoken to me since I went to Oklahoma without him.  He packed his bag and slammed the door behind him.  He had his gonna-find-me-an-alpaca-and-poke-it-look going so I assume he's down in Arizona at Waugh Mountain checking on the livestock. Hope he's back by Monday or he's going to miss a tirp to the NMMR and that'll really piss him off.
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« Reply #612 on: June 25, 2009, 06:01:58 AM »

BREATHE MOUSEY, BREATHE!!!

 drink drink drink drink drink drink drink

Well, it looks like you've had enough of this work stuff.  Ready for another vacation/ride?   laughingdp

damn straight! life should be one big vacation  [moto] not this damn shit...but i guess it could be...i could scrubbing balls  Roll Eyes  laughingdp
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« Reply #613 on: June 25, 2009, 06:03:03 AM »

Lance is doing his own thing this week, I guess.  He hasn't spoken to me since I went to Oklahoma without him.  He packed his bag and slammed the door behind him.  He had his gonna-find-me-an-alpaca-and-poke-it-look going so I assume he's down in Arizona at Waugh Mountain checking on the livestock. Hope he's back by Monday or he's going to miss a tirp to the NMMR and that'll really piss him off.

i hope so to it would be really nice to see him, i miss him 
 
oh lancy-poo  Kiss
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« Reply #614 on: June 25, 2009, 06:49:15 AM »

WoW Meltdown
Holy shit funny, kid is ballistic. Watch for the TV remote action.  laughingdp
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