Some really funn engrish pics

Started by He Man, May 07, 2009, 02:52:56 PM

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Slide Panda

Oh engrish... a decade of fun for all
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

IZ

2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

somegirl

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zarn02

Ah, Engrish.

Konglish is pretty fun, too. The Koreans' English is better, but there's still a lot of "huh?" moments, when looking at signs.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

lauramonster

You mean they're real???

they're funny too, but I thought they were meant as jokes. 
Frickin' snow!

He Man

yea they are real, its just when you translate from english to any asian lanuage it gets REALLY make the beast with two backsed up.

lauramonster

so who's make the beast with two backsed up.... us or them?
Frickin' snow!

He Man

Quote from: lauramonster on May 09, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
so who's make the beast with two backsed up.... us or them?

LOL

Probably them (the asians). English Translations of foregin lanauages just has the grammer reorganized. but when you go the other way, the translation gets make the beast with two backsed up because of how many ways a word can mean, and how many words can sound the same as what you're meaning.


lauramonster

"prepare to be assaulted" on a billboard with a guy & girl hugging

Poison Bakery

soup with human pickles

Lee jeans - for the whore family

Funny, Funny shit!!  I'm suprised the larger manufacturers don't hire an english speaking proofreader. 

Harly Devidson????  nothing says 'knockoff' like not even checking to see if the letters are correct  [laugh]
Frickin' snow!

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

El Matador

Quote from: Monsterlover on May 18, 2009, 11:12:39 AM


KY knockoff.

apparently.

[laugh]

Holy shit! It kills HIV, lubricates, AND "shrinks Brian Ws"?!?!?!?!?!?

How do you nominate someone for the Nobel?

Betty Rage

Not to mention, it's kills spermatozoom!!
Darkhorse den mother

teddy037.2

Quote from: lauramonster on May 08, 2009, 06:30:02 PM
You mean they're real???

they're funny too, but I thought they were meant as jokes. 

the tech manuals, and some of the menu text for our wire EDM machines are all in engrish....

Monsterlover

Quote from: NeenjaMastah on May 18, 2009, 09:04:29 PM
Not to mention, it's kills spermatozoom!!

They're fast little guys. . .
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**