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Started by ducatiz, May 16, 2009, 10:30:21 AM

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Howie

Congrats to the Tizzzzies and a warm welcome to Abigael June [wine]

What if the mothermake the beast with two backser is also old enough to remember the lyrics?

ducatiz

How to decide if you want kids:

1.  You have 48 hours in your days, an endless supply of money, patience and unbreakable everything in your house.

or

2.  You're nuts.

Most people like us are in #2
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 16, 2009, 06:28:48 PM
How to decide if you want kids:

1.  You have 48 hours in your days, an endless supply of money, patience and unbreakable everything in your house.

or

2.  You're nuts.

Most people like us are in #2
;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



red baron

Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Did you ever have to make up your mind
Pick up on one and leave the other behind
It's not often easy and not often kind
Did you ever have to make up your mind

Did you ever have to finally decide
Say yes to one and let the other one ride
There's so many changes and tears you must hide
Did you ever have to finally decide

Sometimes there's one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunny
With hair down to here, and plenty of money
And just when you think she's that one in the world
You heart gets stolen by some mousey little girl

And then you know you'd better make up your mind...

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister
When in walks her father and takes you a line
And says, "You better go home, son, and make up your mind"

And then you bet you'd better finally decide...

:-*

edit...

I just realized not too many of you will recognize the lyrics...

Lovin' Spoonful...

circa 1966.

First mothermake the beast with two backser calls me old gets their screen name changed...

or banned. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



This barely makes that worth listening to.


Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind



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IZ

Congrats on making #2 !!

[cheeky]

Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 16, 2009, 06:28:48 PM
How to decide if you want kids:
You're nuts.

Getting ready to set up a nest myself.  Yes, I agree with this wholeheartedly!! ^^
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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God hates Dads. I know cause he gave us little girls.




[laugh]Congrats.

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Drunken Monkey

Mazel Tov  [thumbsup]

I have two with a similar age gap. Why didn't someone warn me the effort goes up exponentially, and not linearly, according to the number of kids?

So also a hearty <nelson> HA ha </nelson> to you too  ;D
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Did you ever have to make up your mind
Pick up on one and leave the other behind
It's not often easy and not often kind
Did you ever have to make up your mind

Did you ever have to finally decide
Say yes to one and let the other one ride
There's so many changes and tears you must hide
Did you ever have to finally decide

Sometimes there's one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunny
With hair down to here, and plenty of money
And just when you think she's that one in the world
You heart gets stolen by some mousey little girl

And then you know you'd better make up your mind...

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister
When in walks her father and takes you a line
And says, "You better go home, son, and make up your mind"

And then you bet you'd better finally decide...

:-*

edit...

I just realized not too many of you will recognize the lyrics...

Lovin' Spoonful...

circa 1966.

First mothermake the beast with two backser calls me old gets their screen name changed...

or banned. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


I was gonna take a stab at it but Ill let this one slide. Just this once though. 
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ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on May 16, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Lovin' Spoonful...

circa 1966.

First mothermake the beast with two backser calls me old gets their screen name changed...

or banned. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i wouldn't call you old over that

pliestocenic maybe
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

Congrats Izaak!!

She is beautiful.


Guess I won't be getting that clip from you anytime soon  ;D
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rgramjet

Congats Izaak!  

Its great that you have the older brother (enforcer) in place for the little lass.  Will come in handy when she is 12-50 years of age!  lol
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatizzzz on May 17, 2009, 10:28:08 AM
i wouldn't call you old over that

pliestocenic maybe
damn it man...

you always make me look stuff up...

dictionary boy...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Statler

Quote from: ducpainter on May 17, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
damn it man...

you always make me look stuff up...

dictionary boy...


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on May 17, 2009, 04:25:48 PM
damn it man...

you always make me look stuff up...

dictionary boy...

goddammit..

my nickname in high school was "britannicus", why'd you have to dredge up that awful memory!!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: dictionary boy on May 17, 2009, 05:16:40 PM
goddammit..

my nickname in high school was "britannicus", why'd you have to dredge up that awful memory!!
you bring out my best.  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."