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Started by Grampa, May 18, 2009, 11:55:41 AM

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Grampa

you are ever invited to play poker in Bakersfield, and you sit at the table where it would appear that one of the fold up chairs is missing....... punch the host n the face for me.


I had one fly over my head today while on the freeway do'n 70.   >:(
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Popeye the Sailor

I would punch him because he missed  :-*
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Porsche Monkey

Glad your okay.  Its all those damn Bakersfieldians not caring about nothing. [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Grampa

Quote from: MrIncredible on May 18, 2009, 12:09:10 PM
I would punch him because he missed  :-*


I...am soooo gonna pee on your couch
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

TiNi

Quote from: bobspapa on May 18, 2009, 11:55:41 AM
I had one fly over my head today while on the freeway do'n 70.   >:(


omg that is SO messed up  >:(

i had a full sheet of plywood come flippin at ma @ hwy speed once
although i was in my gti at the time

pennyrobber

This thread reminds me, if anyone finds a folding chair on the side of the road, I am going to need it back. Just PM me.  ;D
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

herm

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 18, 2009, 01:25:19 PM
omg that is SO messed up  >:(

i had a full sheet of plywood come flippin at ma @ hwy speed once
although i was in my gti at the time

had this happen to me just recently.........if i (or anyone) had been right behind the truck it came off of, woulda been creamed :-X
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Mother

Quote from: bobspapa on May 18, 2009, 12:15:22 PM

I...am soooo gonna pee on your couch


I support this form of retaliation

sally101

I always get nervous when I am behind one of those contractor trucks with the racks and 3 ladders bungeed on and who-knows-what-else waiting to fly out from the bed. Pass them ASAP..
Sally101 <----- Still Not a Chick
07 S4Rs in "Candy Cane"

duclvr

Quote from: sally101 on May 18, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
I always get nervous when I am behind one of those contractor trucks with the racks and 3 ladders bungeed on and who-knows-what-else waiting to fly out from the bed. Pass them ASAP..


+1 I see more ladders on the road.

Mash

Back in the 70's, I had the hood fly off my 64 fiat sedan while on the freeway.  frisbee'd that sucker through the air and over the cars behind me.  didn't hit anything, though. Since then, I've been a bit obsessive about 'gear adrift' on my vehicles.

'06 S2R1000

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

KnightofNi

see, wrestling is like real life.

next thing you know soneone will randomly do an atomic leg drop on you after you trip.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Scotzman

Similar incident happened yesterday in San Diego; A rider was hit by a matress and got jacked up.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

Bun-bun

Quote from: sally101 on May 18, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
I always get nervous when I am behind one of those contractor trucks with the racks and 3 ladders bungeed on and who-knows-what-else waiting to fly out from the bed. Pass them ASAP..
Hey! Wait a minute, I resemble that remark!











We're really careful about that shit, tho. That equipment is how I make a living, I'm not trying to see it disappear in my rearview mirror!
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling