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« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2009, 08:01:08 AM » |
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get in a rush to get out of the restroom and zip up onto my shaft (yeah that one ) done it twice once when i was 9 and about 3 weeks ago.
Second time almost felt good <- that should have gone into the confessions thread i know.
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Favorite convo i read on this board
"PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN"
"F**K U IT HAPPENED"
Suzuki Blvd M109R " Sliver " = assassinated by cager
PW 696 " Pearl " = traded in
M1100 " Loki " = Viking God of mischief ( Goddess in this case )
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty pristine body, but rather to come in sliding sideways all used up screaming F*CK YEAH WHAT A RDIE!!
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« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2009, 12:12:59 PM » |
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... there is a vagrant lingering around in the parking lot when you go in for lunch. I get really paranoid that they'll make the beast with two backs with my bike while I'm eating because I didn't give them money and I'm not going to give them money just so I don't have to worry about it. Happened to me again today when I went to Taco Hell. This kid about high school age comes up to me mumbling about wanting a dollar while I'm walking in with my helmet on. She was coming out so I thought she'd leave afterward (the regular vagrant always asks for change and then moseys along when he doesn't get any). Well, she didn't. She camped around the corner outside so I went back to get my tank bag off my bike. It doesn't have much in it but I still wouldn't be happy if something happened to it. Then she comes inside to eat food that her friend bought and the leave at about the time I finish my first taco. 2 more to go and I'm worrying. She comes back in about 5 minutes later and gets a small drink and gives me a look when she's leaving. I get outside and they're lingering around my bike and the girl is fiddling with a broken pair of sunglasses and when she sees me come up she throws it on the floor next to my bike.  Gah! I was so paranoid the whole way home that the bike was going to blow up on me. I don't see anything wrong with it though. |
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« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2009, 12:17:51 PM » |
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^^^ So what your saying is, your afraid of high school girls?
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« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2009, 12:43:21 PM » |
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^^^ So what your saying is, your afraid of high school girls?
I guess...  Only if they look like bums and linger around my bike though. And it's more of a fear of what they did to my bike as opposed to them in person.  Ew! Cooties!  |
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« Reply #79 on: August 03, 2009, 12:47:25 PM » |
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I'll set this one up for you. I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole. |
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« Reply #80 on: August 03, 2009, 12:57:34 PM » |
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I'll set this one up for you. I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole. So....you're a post-op boy? |
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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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« Reply #81 on: August 03, 2009, 12:59:06 PM » |
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I'll set this one up for you. I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole. OMG.. i'm sorry i'm laughing.. best laugh i've had since i wrecked my bike... |
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« Reply #82 on: August 03, 2009, 01:55:56 PM » |
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Glad I could help!  |
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« Reply #83 on: August 03, 2009, 02:01:23 PM » |
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So....you're a post-op boy?
No. I was a boy pre-op, and a man post-op. My voice dropped two octaves the morning after the dream, and I grew hair on the way home!  |
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« Reply #84 on: August 03, 2009, 03:36:11 PM » |
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No. I was a boy pre-op, and a man post-op. My voice dropped two octaves the morning after the dream, and I grew hair on the way home! BBWAAA!!! That was hilarious. Good shet right there.  |
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« Reply #85 on: August 03, 2009, 07:03:39 PM » |
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Speaking of teenage girls who mooch money, I always ask them if they want to earn it. It usually just pisses them off. And I don't leave my bike where I can't see it.
I hated it when I cut the tip of my right index finger (my best nose picker), off in a Bridgeport Milling Machine back in the 80's. I went to drug rehab right after that (I had been up for about 4 days when that happened).
I also hate it when people call car drivers cagers. That is so.....so......so.......Easyriders. Bro.
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« Reply #86 on: August 04, 2009, 04:49:23 AM » |
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I have a Jeep with a full 6 point roll cage. When I drive it I use the term cage quite regularly. Never saw Easyrider. |
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #87 on: August 04, 2009, 06:08:49 AM » |
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I also hate it when people call car drivers cagers. That is so.....so......so.......Easyriders. Bro.
Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties".  |
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« Reply #89 on: August 04, 2009, 07:44:54 AM » |
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Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties". I hate it when spell check underlines "twisties" |
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