I HATE IT when...........

[causeofkaos]

get in a rush to get out of the restroom and zip up onto my shaft (yeah that one ) done it twice once when i was 9 and about 3 weeks ago.
Second time almost felt good <- that should have gone into the confessions thread i know.

[erkishhorde]

... there is a vagrant lingering around in the parking lot when you go in for lunch. I get really paranoid that they'll make the beast with two backs with my bike while I'm eating because I didn't give them money and I'm not going to give them money just so I don't have to worry about it.

Happened to me again today when I went to Taco Hell. This kid about high school age comes up to me mumbling about wanting a dollar while I'm walking in with my helmet on. She was coming out so I thought she'd leave afterward (the regular vagrant always asks for change and then moseys along when he doesn't get any). Well, she didn't. She camped around the corner outside so I went back to get my tank bag off my bike. It doesn't have much in it but I still wouldn't be happy if something happened to it. Then she comes inside to eat food that her friend bought and the leave at about the time I finish my first taco. 2 more to go and I'm worrying. She comes back in about 5 minutes later and gets a small drink and gives me a look when she's leaving. I get outside and they're lingering around my bike and the girl is fiddling with a broken pair of sunglasses and when she sees me come up she throws it on the floor next to my bike.  Gah! I was so paranoid the whole way home that the bike was going to blow up on me. I don't see anything wrong with it though.

[Kopfjager]

^^^ So what your saying is, your afraid of high school girls?

[erkishhorde]

^^^ So what your saying is, your afraid of high school girls?

I guess...  Only if they look like bums and linger around my bike though. And it's more of a fear of what they did to my bike as opposed to them in person. 

Ew! Cooties! 

[moto-zen]

I'll set this one up for you.
I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'll set this one up for you.
I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole.

So....you're a post-op boy?

[Raux]

I'll set this one up for you.
I was in the 1% of the male population that needed surgical encouragement to get a couple of things to drop when I was younger. Post-op: In the hospital for 3 days of recovery with a string of nylon from each "boy", through the sack, attached to bandages on each thigh. Over a period of 2 weeks I was to gradually stand up straighter each day to allow those threads to pull the testes down further. Well, during my second night in the hospital I had one of those "falling down the stairs" dreams. Apparently when I have those, I kick my legs straight out. The next morning the doctor laughed saying he'd never seen a full descension happen so quickly. Asshole.

OMG.. i'm sorry i'm laughing.. best laugh i've had since i wrecked my bike...

[moto-zen]

Glad I could help!

[moto-zen]

So....you're a post-op boy?

No. I was a boy pre-op, and a man post-op. My voice dropped two octaves the morning after the dream, and I grew hair on the way home!  

[Porsche Monkey]

No. I was a boy pre-op, and a man post-op. My voice dropped two octaves the morning after the dream, and I grew hair on the way home!  

BBWAAA!!!  That was hilarious. Good shet right there. 

[corndog67]

Speaking of teenage girls who mooch money, I always ask them if they want to earn it.  It usually just pisses them off.   And I don't leave my bike where I can't see it.

I hated it when I cut the tip of my right index finger (my best nose picker), off in a Bridgeport Milling Machine back in the 80's.   I went to drug rehab right after that (I had been up for about 4 days when that happened). 

I also hate it when people call car drivers cagers.    That is so.....so......so.......Easyriders.    Bro. 

[Porsche Monkey]

I have a Jeep with a full 6 point roll cage. When I drive it I use the term cage quite regularly. Never saw Easyrider. 

[Kopfjager]

I also hate it when people call car drivers cagers.    That is so.....so......so.......Easyriders.    Bro. 

Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties". 

[Porsche Monkey]

Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties". 

I'm gonna go hit the twisties after work in my cage. 

[erkishhorde]

Finally someone said it. Thanks, that pisses me off as much as "twisties". 

I hate it when spell check underlines "twisties"