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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2008, 07:59:05 PM »

1.) Fell into a Crab net/cage as a child. Stitches above my lip. I cant grow a good mustache because of it  Angry

2.) When I was a teenager I use to play a lot of street football.

I was playing on this Hill one day in SF. I was running at full speed making a over head catch.
I caught the ball but I fell down to my Knees and slid about 10 yards on my Knee's wearing shorts.

I basically rubbed my flesh off to the bone. I have 2 scars on my Knee's today that are visible

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« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2008, 08:07:20 PM »

I was playing on this Hill one day in SF. I was running at full speed making a over head catch.
I caught the ball but I fell down to my Knees and slid about 10 yards on my Knee's wearing shorts.

I basically rubbed my flesh off to the bone. I have 2 scars on my Knee's today that are visible


Uh-huh. That's how your knees got scarred in SF.
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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2008, 08:08:56 PM »

I hate it when whomever is hosting my South Park avatar realizes I'm leeching off them and replaces it with an image of two dudes screwing.

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Oh wait, that didn't happen to me  Evil
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2008, 08:18:04 PM »

Think of the worst place to have sutures on a guy. Yeah, I've had them there. Who wants to see the scar?
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2008, 08:31:26 PM »


Pass  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2008, 08:55:11 PM »

Think of the worst place to have sutures on a guy. Yeah, I've had them there. Who wants to see the scar?

 Let me quess old husqvarna mx with the gap between the tank and seat and the long tank bolt.
 Got a little out of shape in the whoop de doo's and became one with the bike Lips Sealed
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« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2008, 08:57:26 PM »

You guys should really be more careful.  I really hate it when someone backs into my bike in a parallel parking space... AGAIN!  This time the 998 Sad
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2008, 09:03:34 PM »

"Pain fades, chicks dig scars, glory. . . lasts forever"
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2008, 09:23:25 PM »

Let me quess old husqvarna mx with the gap between the tank and seat and the long tank bolt.
 Got a little out of shape in the whoop de doo's and became one with the bike Lips Sealed

Never owned a Husky.

Circumcision at 27 years old...
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2008, 09:31:25 PM »

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Circumcision at 27 years old...

Now thats just cruel and unusual punishment  Undecided

I was to young to remember mine and I want to keep it that way.
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2008, 10:09:45 PM »

Never owned a Husky.

Circumcision at 27 years old...

Ouch!!

The first mod you did on an early 70's husky was to saw off the tank bolt just above the nut, then tape a piece of 2" thick foam over it.
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2008, 10:22:07 PM »

Back on topic.
Riding a ski-doo snomoble early season.
Dropped outside ski into ditch going around corner.
No problem ( famous last words  laughingdp ) I'll stay in the throttle and get back on the road on the next straight away.
Forgot about driveway with culvert.
Ski went in culvert and then was removed. I went thru windshield, smacking handle bars in the process.
Had to ride 5 miles home on 1 ski carrying the other ski with no windshield to deflect the cold wind.
End up with matching rainbow colored bruises on both legs from the handle bars.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2008, 10:36:22 PM »

wow  Shocked this whole thread is nuts!

worst I've had was tearing my hamstring going post to post in a hockey game.... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2008, 10:50:21 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2008, 10:52:20 PM »

My second wheelie attempt I speared by nuts on the tank when I freaked out and cut the throttle when the wheelie got to high.

Luckily it was at work late at night so no one saw it  Grin
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