I HATE IT when...........

[ROBsS4R]

1.) Fell into a Crab net/cage as a child. Stitches above my lip. I cant grow a good mustache because of it 

2.) When I was a teenager I use to play a lot of street football.

I was playing on this Hill one day in SF. I was running at full speed making a over head catch.
I caught the ball but I fell down to my Knees and slid about 10 yards on my Knee's wearing shorts.

I basically rubbed my flesh off to the bone. I have 2 scars on my Knee's today that are visible

[Popeye the Sailor]

I was playing on this Hill one day in SF. I was running at full speed making a over head catch.
I caught the ball but I fell down to my Knees and slid about 10 yards on my Knee's wearing shorts.

I basically rubbed my flesh off to the bone. I have 2 scars on my Knee's today that are visible

Uh-huh. That's how your knees got scarred in SF.

[Drunken Monkey]

I hate it when whomever is hosting my South Park avatar realizes I'm leeching off them and replaces it with an image of two dudes screwing.



Oh wait, that didn't happen to me 

[NAKID]

Think of the worst place to have sutures on a guy. Yeah, I've had them there. Who wants to see the scar?

[ROBsS4R]

Pass 

[sno_duc]

Think of the worst place to have sutures on a guy. Yeah, I've had them there. Who wants to see the scar?

Let me quess old husqvarna mx with the gap between the tank and seat and the long tank bolt.
Got a little out of shape in the whoop de doo's and became one with the bike

[ODrides]

You guys should really be more careful.  I really hate it when someone backs into my bike in a parallel parking space... AGAIN!  This time the 998

[Bun-bun]

"Pain fades, chicks dig scars, glory. . . lasts forever"
The Replacements-Keanu Reeves

[NAKID]

Let me quess old husqvarna mx with the gap between the tank and seat and the long tank bolt.
Got a little out of shape in the whoop de doo's and became one with the bike

Never owned a Husky.

Circumcision at 27 years old...

[ROBsS4R]

Circumcision at 27 years old...

Now thats just cruel and unusual punishment 

I was to young to remember mine and I want to keep it that way.

[sno_duc]

Never owned a Husky.

Circumcision at 27 years old...

Ouch!!

The first mod you did on an early 70's husky was to saw off the tank bolt just above the nut, then tape a piece of 2" thick foam over it.

[sno_duc]

Back on topic.
Riding a ski-doo snomoble early season.
Dropped outside ski into ditch going around corner.
No problem ( famous last words  ) I'll stay in the throttle and get back on the road on the next straight away.
Forgot about driveway with culvert.
Ski went in culvert and then was removed. I went thru windshield, smacking handle bars in the process.
Had to ride 5 miles home on 1 ski carrying the other ski with no windshield to deflect the cold wind.
End up with matching rainbow colored bruises on both legs from the handle bars.

[teddy037.2]

wow  this whole thread is nuts!

worst I've had was tearing my hamstring going post to post in a hockey game....

[Hank]

when I'm horny and there's no girl around to poke

[ROBsS4R]

My second wheelie attempt I speared by nuts on the tank when I freaked out and cut the throttle when the wheelie got to high.

Luckily it was at work late at night so no one saw it