how does one tell ones wife no?

Started by Grampa, May 28, 2009, 07:12:20 PM

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KnightofNi

Quote from: MrIncredible on May 30, 2009, 09:23:22 AM
I need a reason?

good point.

Quote from: herm on May 30, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
it was a secret.
anyway, sleeping on the couch is like camping.
without the rain/bugs/hole in the air matress, etc....

i didn't say it was fun, just that i didn't mind.
i didn't let the secret out, some comedian did, and then you repeated it.

Quote from: somegirl on May 30, 2009, 04:28:33 PM
MrI has never had to sleep on the couch.  I did once, he stole the all the covers in his sleep and I got cold. [roll]

that's why after about the 2nd night i decided that i would have my own blanket. she can't steal something she's not using.
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
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Grampa

*update


he is skinny and looks like he's wearing a tux so we decided to name him Frank


8)
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So I went solo.  -Me

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mrs minnesotamonster

Quote from: bobspapa on June 01, 2009, 07:15:46 AM
*update


he is skinny and looks like he's wearing a tux so we decided to name him Frank


8)

Very cute:)

DesmoDiva

Quote from: bobspapa on June 01, 2009, 07:15:46 AM
*update


he is skinny and looks like he's wearing a tux so we decided to name him Frank


8)

Great name.

More picts, please.   ;D  of the doggie too!!
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I vote for a name change.


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kitty formal wear


bug'n Uncle Bob


Uncle Bob about to lay the smack down for bug'n him

Uncle Bob looks drunkled in that last pic   [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Privateer

Quote from: bobspapa on June 01, 2009, 10:28:19 AM
kitty formal wear


those fingers through my hair
that sly come hither stare
that strips conscious bare
it's witchcraft.

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congrats on the cat.

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minnesotamonster

Looks like I'm off the couch tonight







It's been a long week  :-\

She still needs a name.
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Grampa

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... puddy tat
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: minnesotamonster on June 04, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Looks like I'm off the couch tonight

Well, unless you need to make room for the cat.

Quote from: minnesotamonster on June 04, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
It's been a long week  :-\

She still needs a name.

Name the cat "Couch". Next time you get thrown out of bed, threaten to go sleep on the couch. Next thing you know, she'll let you back in.
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2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)

Oldfisti

Quote from: minnesotamonster on June 04, 2009, 06:30:27 PM
Looks like I'm off the couch tonight







It's been a long week  :-\

She still needs a name.


Bandita.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.