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Started by Grampa, May 28, 2009, 07:12:20 PM

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Jarvicious

#45
May 29, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
I'm single and I sleep on the couch anyway.  *le sigh*
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

Grampa

#46
May 29, 2009, 06:15:35 PM
I enacted my revenge [evil]










corrupting the children  [evil]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Oldfisti

#47
May 29, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Quote from: lilysmama on May 29, 2009, 06:27:08 AM
No name has been decided on yet, Bun Bun.  When I got home last night, I was told Swiffer.  Then we started playing with Milk or Leche because the kitty has a milk mustache-looking white spot on it's upper lip (BP dismissed my Hitler suggestion, for some reason).  We also talked about Dog or Cat, based on a part of a book we were reading on the way home from Dave and Paula's last weekend about how a guy with Asperger's thinks pets should be named vs. how is eccentric brother thinks they should be named.  Then this morning, after a long night of listening to baby kitty cry, Joel suggested Monster for all of the energy drinks he's going to have to consume if the crying all night continues.

When a decision is made, I'm sure Papa will post up immediately . . . probably with more pictures to accompany the announcement!

LM


2 votes for Hitler.
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Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

zedsaid

#48
May 29, 2009, 07:40:04 PM
In reply to the question of the post...

With care, and hopefully a cup.

Cute fluffball.
Red 696- You can call her Isabella.

Porsche Monkey

#49
May 29, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2009, 06:15:35 PM
I enacted my revenge [evil]










corrupting the children  [evil]


Dooood!!! I've been wanting one of those. Let me know how you like it.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

mrs minnesotamonster

#50
May 29, 2009, 08:26:12 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 29, 2009, 05:45:42 PM
You're alright.


;) Thanks. He thinks I'm kidding.

minnesotamonster

#51
May 29, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 29, 2009, 05:45:42 PM
You're alright.

Why do you hate me?
2004 S4R
1998 Honda F3 (Track)
2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)

KnightofNi

#52
May 29, 2009, 09:42:14 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 28, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
Make him sleep on the couch until he gets you one. You'll have it before June.

why ya gotta be a dick?


i don't mind sleeping on the couch. it's comfy and i don't have to deal with her trying to snuggle and consequently waking me up or pushing me off the bed in the middle of the night.  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

#53
May 29, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on May 29, 2009, 08:01:47 PM

Dooood!!! I've been wanting one of those. Let me know how you like it.

I had to clean out the carb to get it to run. the guy broke the choke lever and the brake cable is missing but other than that.... it's like new. I found a website that has all the replacement parts for it. a new carb is only 60 bones and any old BMX bike brake cable will work.

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=98629


I picked mine up from a kid for 100 bucks .
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Langanobob

#54
May 30, 2009, 06:40:45 AM
QuoteI had to clean out the carb to get it to run. the guy broke the choke lever and the brake cable is missing but other than that.... it's like new. I found a website that has all the replacement parts for it. a new carb is only 60 bones and any old BMX bike brake cable will work.

I had a similar one when I was a kid.  Best thing to do is stop throwing good money after bad and get the biggest old chainsaw you can find and swap out the motor!   It'll take some work but you'll have a life-changing mini-bike.

This thread  needs to be moved to Tech.

Porsche Monkey

#55
May 30, 2009, 08:32:15 AM Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 09:27:29 AM by Ducaholic
Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
I had to clean out the carb to get it to run. the guy broke the choke lever and the brake cable is missing but other than that.... it's like new. I found a website that has all the replacement parts for it. a new carb is only 60 bones and any old BMX bike brake cable will work.

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/ctaf/displayitem.taf?Itemnumber=98629


I picked mine up from a kid for 100 bucks .


I've seen the same ones at Academy outdoors for 3 bills. When I get mine it won't have chiken strips though.  ;D
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Buckethead

#56
May 30, 2009, 09:15:07 AM
Seriously?

4 pages and we've got 4 pics of a minibike and only one pic of Little Hitler?

WTF, mang!
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Popeye the Sailor

#57
May 30, 2009, 09:23:22 AM
Quote from: minnesotamonster on May 29, 2009, 08:39:20 PM
Why do you hate me?

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 29, 2009, 09:42:14 PM
why ya gotta be a dick?


i don't mind sleeping on the couch. it's comfy and i don't have to deal with her trying to snuggle and consequently waking me up or pushing me off the bed in the middle of the night.  [thumbsup]

I need a reason?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

herm

#58
May 30, 2009, 04:27:01 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 29, 2009, 09:42:14 PM
why ya gotta be a dick?


i don't mind sleeping on the couch. it's comfy and i don't have to deal with her trying to snuggle and consequently waking me up or pushing me off the bed in the middle of the night.  [thumbsup]

it was a secret.
anyway, sleeping on the couch is like camping.
without the rain/bugs/hole in the air matress, etc....
I'm here for a good time, but not a long time.

somegirl

#59
May 30, 2009, 04:28:33 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 29, 2009, 09:42:14 PM
why ya gotta be a dick?


i don't mind sleeping on the couch. it's comfy and i don't have to deal with her trying to snuggle and consequently waking me up or pushing me off the bed in the middle of the night.  [thumbsup]

MrI has never had to sleep on the couch.  I did once, he stole the all the covers in his sleep and I got cold. [roll]
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