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Pakhan

June 25, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
gone too far?

<hypnosis> 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
<hypnosis> 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
<hypnosis> 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
<hypnosis> On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
<hypnosis> Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
<hypnosis> (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
<Jck_true> Sweet
<Jck_true> DoS attack!!!
<hypnosis> a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
<hypnosis> 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec
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VisceralReaction

#1
June 25, 2009, 09:57:53 AM
Wha? I am obviously not nerd as much as I thought I was ;D
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#2
June 25, 2009, 10:14:34 AM
How do you figure 75mb? In a text file?

NAKID

#3
June 25, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
Yeah, but that's burst speed. What is it with the refractory period factored in?
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#4
June 25, 2009, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 10:15:15 AM
Yeah, but that's burst speed. What is it with the refractory period factored in?

Now that's sounding kinda like a firewire vs usb argument... I think... What's a refractory period?  :P
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#5
June 25, 2009, 10:29:02 AM
The period of time before you can "send more information"...
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June 25, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
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#7
June 25, 2009, 11:02:03 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 10:29:02 AM
The period of time before you can "send more information"...

about 9 months.

Pakhan

#8
June 25, 2009, 11:22:00 AM
Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 11:02:03 AM
about 9 months.

I feel sorry for your GF then, mine is about 5 minutes  ;D
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June 25, 2009, 11:24:26 AM
Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 11:02:03 AM
about 9 months.

That's how long before she can receive more info...
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June 25, 2009, 11:49:43 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 11:24:26 AM
That's how long before she can receive more info...

Only if you limit yourself.
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#11
June 25, 2009, 12:44:29 PM
You're right, she can receive more, she just can't process it...
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Drunken Monkey

#12
June 25, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
<nerd>
The example is seriously flawed:

It's really just the same 75 MB being transmitted in a massively redundant fashion to ensure maximal chances of successful packet delivery.

Especially important when competing with other, uh traffic in the pipe, as it were.
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#13
June 25, 2009, 02:47:21 PM
If there's other traffic in the pipe, your system may be compromised...
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#14
June 25, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
so you're saying it's like spam?
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