nerd humor

Started by Pakhan, June 25, 2009, 09:44:14 AM

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NAKID

More like a hacker breaking into your system when you aren't home...
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teddy037.2

Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2009, 03:21:50 PM
More like a hacker breaking into your system when you aren't home...

[laugh]

I meant what drunken monkey pointed out... shoulda quoted

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on June 25, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
It's really just the same 75 MB being transmitted in a massively redundant fashion to ensure maximal chances of successful packet delivery.

He Man

Quote from: teddy037.2 on June 25, 2009, 03:20:01 PM
so you're saying it's like spam?

Something doesnt smell right....

Takster

Quote from: He Man on June 25, 2009, 04:38:40 PM
Something doesnt smell right....

You may be trying to address the wrong port

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NAKID

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mstevens

Obviously comp. sci. or engineering nerds, not biology nerds.

The example utterly ignored the mitochondrial genome when it referred to the information contained in the DNA of human cells. Obviously, there's no mitochondrial DNA in male gametes. However, that leaves us hanging about that 75MB. Should it have said in the nucleus instead of per cell? Or should we subtract the mitochondrial genome from the nucleic and recompute the bandwidth?

Thank goodness my obsessiveness had diminished over time. That sort of thing would probably have kept me up at night back in school looking stuff up.

My wife, on the other hand, would have said something along the lines of "let's confirm those volume estimates."
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