Michael Jackson Dies

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[That Nice Guy Beck!]

2300 views lets keep it movin 
hail the king.
redblaxs loves MJ 4 eva.

[angler]

  [moto] 

Cheers,
Adam

Yeah, if I was really bothered by the thread, I wouldn't have added to my own misery......

[Scottish]

2300 views lets keep it movin 
hail the king.
redblaxs loves MJ 4 eva.

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[Porsche Monkey]

Oh no you didn't

[DrDesmo]

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Cheers,
Adam

[tonyj311]

what is going to happen with Bubbles?

[cyrus buelton]

I am guessing the monkey entered rehab due to his extensive drug use caused by being jerked off by MJ one too many times. Once his addiction passed, he spent several months in a mental hospital getting his life back together. Eventually, he was released and is living in a sanctuary in Florida

or

this really happened:

Whatever happened to Bubbles the chimp?
Now age 26, Michael Jackson's pet is alive and well in Florida sanctuary
PEOPLE.com
updated 8:59 a.m. ET, Tues., June 30, 2009

With all the discussion surrounding the shocking death of Michael Jackson, people have wondered whatever happened to his beloved chimpanzee Bubbles. It turns out, the chimp is alive and well and monkeying around in a Florida primate sanctuary, PEOPLE has learned.

The 26-year old chimp, who lived with Jackson in the late 1980s, has spent the past four years at the Center For Great Apes, home to forty-two chimpanzees and orangutans.

"He's a very sweet and nice chimp, he really is," says sanctuary director Patti Ragan. "I've seen him go to the drinking fountain, start to take a sip of water and then, when he hears one of the younger ones coming, he'll step back and let them have a sip."

A Jackson visit?
Bubbles was born at a facility in Texas that breeds primates for medical testing before Jackson adopted him in the '80s. The chimp arrived at Ragan's sanctuary â€" which is not open to the public â€" in 2005 after the singer's former animal trainer stopped working with primates. Not long after, a rep for Jackson contacted the facility, saying that Michael wanted to come and visit his former buddy. But the singer never made the trip.

Over the years, Bubbles has grown into a good-sized adult, and now weighs 160 lbs. His facial features have also changed since his days when he often romped around with Jackson in matching Western outfits. "That pink baby face of his has disappeared," Ragan says. "He still has a lot of fleshy color in his face. But he's a huge guy now and that probably is going to surprise a lot of people."

These days, he spends his time hanging out with a group of six other chimps. Among his favorite things to do: eating sweet potatoes, listening to flute-and-guitar music, painting and kicking back with longtime buddy Sam, 40. "The two of them like to climb up to the top of a cupola [located on the sanctuary grounds] and just sit there, staring out over the orange groves, watching the traffic in the distance," says Ragan. "He loves being up there."

Bubbles's future
And the chimpanzee hasn't been told of his former owner's recent death. "We haven't said anything to him yet," she says, adding that his mood over the past few days has been typically chimp-like: "He's been his usual self, interacting with friends, eating well, taking cover when it rains."

Ragan says it's not yet known if Jackson stipulated that any money from his estate would be used to support Bubbles, who could easily live to the age of 60. To this date, his care has come from solely from public donations. To learn more about Bubbles's new home, go to CenterForGreatapes.org

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[Porsche Monkey]

His facial features have also changed since his days when he often romped around with Jackson in matching Western outfits.



That brings teh ghey. 

[DucHead]

look at the album credits and compare it to the more recent stuff. the genius portion will pan out.

"Genius" is a word used too often.  MJ was a singer and dancer, and a great one with millions of fans all around the world.  But a genius?  Newton was a genius, MJ was a singer.

[Rev. Millertime]

  



I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

[That Nice Guy Beck!]

thats right rev keep the thread alive we love it 2500 views 


lyrics



Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, aggravation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shot dead
Everybody's gone mad

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
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Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me!

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my life
I have a wife and two children who love me
I am the victim of police brutality, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of hate
You're rapin' me of my pride
Oh, for God's sake
I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...
Set me free

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
trepidation, speculation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
black man, black male
Throw your brother in jail

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my rights
Am I invisible because you ignore me?
Your proclamation promised me free liberty, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame
They're throwing me in a class with a bad name
I can't believe this is the land from which I came
You know I do really hate to say it
The government don't wanna see
But if Roosevelt was livin'
He wouldn't let this be, no, no

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, speculation
Everybody litigation
Beat me, bash me
You can never trash me
Hit me, kick me
You can never get me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Some things in life they just don't wanna see
But if Martin Luther was livin'
He wouldn't let this be

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, segregation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Kick me, strike me
Don't you wrong or right me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us



Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us (Prison Version)

[That Nice Guy Beck!]

whoa Diana Ross named guardian of his children in his will.   

[Triple J]

whoa Diana Ross named guardian of his children in his will.   

actually his mom was named guardian...Diana Ross is the #2 choice.

Diana would be a better 1st choice though...kids would think MJ was still alive. 

[Rev. Millertime]

thats right rev keep the thread alive we love it 2500 views 

Figured you needed a reason to stroke your ego, instead of stroking yourself to mj videos and pics.



Now for more mj jokes.  

Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

they are now serving McMicheal Burgers at McDonald's.... 50 year old meat stuff between 7 year old buns..

Michael Jackson's attorney told him he could only date twenty-nine year olds. Michael replied, "That many?"

Q: What were Michaels dying words? ''
A: Take me to the children's ward''




Michael Jackson Parody