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cyrus buelton

#1020
September 15, 2010, 09:16:11 AM
Quote from: rc51 on September 15, 2010, 08:30:05 AM
Death threats, new identity, witness protection program. It's a long story. Don't tell anyone, OK? [laugh]

I'm fine, thanks for worrying. [beer]

I was wondering who this RC51 newbie in the gun thread was.

Suppose I should have investigated you a bit more

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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ducatiz

#1021
September 15, 2010, 12:30:29 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 15, 2010, 09:16:11 AM
I was wondering who this RC51 newbie in the gun thread was.

Suppose I should have investigated you a bit more

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

probably changed his name cause he was tired of you showing up drunk wanting to blow him
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DRKWNG

#1022
September 15, 2010, 12:38:06 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 15, 2010, 12:30:29 PM
probably changed his name cause he was tired of you showing up drunk wanting to blow him

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

cyrus buelton

#1023
September 15, 2010, 05:14:53 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 15, 2010, 12:30:29 PM
probably changed his name cause he was tired of you showing up drunk wanting to blow him

Ok, I'll give you this one.


That was funny as shit.


but


I have known your address for several years, invited you to my wedding which you couldn't even send the pre-paid postcard back (didn't even send a wedding gift you prick), but I haven't shown up to blow you yet...................

Just wait til I am in DC soon.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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cyrus buelton

#1024
September 15, 2010, 06:04:14 PM
ok, fine..........let me grab the camera and take a photo of the scoped out BB gun


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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cyrus buelton

#1025
September 15, 2010, 06:15:49 PM
I was wrong.

It is a Daisy 750fps BB/Pellet gun. The piccany rail on the top fit an extra 3x9 Bushmaster scope I had.




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Monsterlover

#1026
September 15, 2010, 06:37:41 PM
Piccany?

Is that like the sauce from Pace?

;D
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cyrus buelton

#1027
September 15, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: rc51 on September 15, 2010, 06:30:24 PM
Is that the cat-terminator?

There is a story behind it, yes.

My junior year of college, we lived in the hood and our neighbor fed about 70 stray cats.

We called every organization possible to have them collected, but none of them wanted anything to do with them.

After numerous scratches to our vehicles and 1500$ damage to one of my roomies trucks due to a cat sleeping on a warm engine block, we had to take action.

Peg-a-Cat began.

It was a game of 5 pump body shots to teach them not to come in our yard.

It actually worked. Of course I won with 118 confirmed body shots (the best was when I popped one off the fence and the sucker seriously jumped about 5 feet higher than fence and ran off, but then there was the one money shot when I naied one on the neighbors roof)

I will say that I never killed one, but I can't say that for my roommates. I believe 3 in total were killed. 2 accidentally and one on purporse. Old Grey as we called him was a son of a pregnant dog. We caught him pissing on our front door, scratching the hoods of our cars (I had over $1,000 in scratch marks repaired).Anyway, one of my nameless roommates took down Old Grey one friday afternoon.

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Monsterlover

#1028
September 15, 2010, 06:50:26 PM
They say serial killers usually get their start doing that sort of thing

[roll]
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cyrus buelton

#1029
September 15, 2010, 06:55:31 PM
Quote from: Monsterlowsider on September 15, 2010, 06:50:26 PM
They say serial killers usually get their start doing that sort of thing

[roll]


I never killed one.

I was sick of paying for damage to my vehicle.
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ducpainter

#1030
September 16, 2010, 02:30:58 AM
Quote from: rc51 on September 15, 2010, 07:03:37 PM
<snip>
OK, dammit, back to gun pics!
indeed.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#1031
September 16, 2010, 02:46:32 AM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on September 15, 2010, 06:15:49 PM
I was wrong.

It is a Daisy 750fps BB/Pellet gun. The piccany rail on the top fit an extra 3x9 Bushmaster scope I had.






I had a Crossman 760 when I was about 12..  I can't believe they still make it.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

#1032
September 16, 2010, 06:14:17 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 16, 2010, 02:46:32 AM
I had a Crossman 760 when I was about 12..  I can't believe they still make it.

I was at Cock's a while ago (I mean Dick's) and was just wandering around and hit the BB Gun aisle.


WHOA.


Those things are like 350-400$ now!
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rgramjet

#1033
September 16, 2010, 07:01:32 AM
Quote from: Monsterlowsider on September 15, 2010, 06:50:26 PM
They say serial killers usually get their start doing that sort of thing

[roll]

Dammit!  You stole my line!  lol
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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ducpainter

#1034
September 16, 2010, 07:05:45 AM
pictures dammit...

How is everyone gonna like it when I lock this because Jud and his girlfriends can't mouth up and post pictures?

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


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