Beer and porn

[ducatiz]

Best Budlight Commercial Ever - Beer & Porn

[Triple J]

 

[Monsterlover]

[DesmoDiva]

LMAO   

[NAKID]

No way that's a real Bud Light commercial! Where they hell did they show that one?

[Bun-bun]

Reading just the topic, my first thought was "What I've given up since I got married."

Great video!

[triangleforge]

LMAO!!!

I'm obviously not the target demographic, as it makes me even less likely to buy Bud Light, but it's pretty hilarious. But I have to imagine Bud execs think it DOES sell beer to somebody -- there is an entire new genre of ads that seem to be on the theme that a company's customer is not too bright, kinda creepy, and has REALLY bad (but funny) things happen to him. Think of the Burger King ads (http://business.theatlantic.com/2009/06/burger_kings_horrible_creepy_ad_campaign_isnt_working.php), or Del Taco's creepy latent serial killer customer giving an employee a wedgie (http://adblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/02/09/1782644.aspx), Boost Mobile selling phone plans with armpit hair (http://adblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/02/23/1805665.aspx, or Arby's "Hey, I bet pudgy super-freaks would buy our new chicken sandwich if we made it OBVIOUS that our cowboy hat logo can also look like a pudgy super-freak erection!" (http://adblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/15/1704994.aspx).

My work tends to have a lot of overlap into advertising, so I try to keep up with it -- and the one thing I think I've learned is that I'm pretty ill-suited to try to sell things to GenX'ers & Millennials

[uclabiker06]

OMG, thats funny.

[Grampa]

speaking of beer


Best investment strategy in this economy


If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, I
would have $49.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, I would have
$33.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, I
would have $0.00 today.

But, if I had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, I would
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & then recycle. It's called the 401-Keg plan.

[NAKID]

speaking of beer


Best investment strategy in this economy


If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, I
would have $49.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, I would have
$33.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, I
would have $0.00 today.

But, if I had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, I would
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & then recycle. It's called the 401-Keg plan.

[DrDesmo]

hahhahaha

[redxblack]

great vid - I'm going to have to derby that elsewhere.

[acalles]

 

thats freeking hillarious.

when I turned 18 (I was the oldest of all my friends) they made me go into a store like that and buy porn and cigarettes.. (you know you live in a jacked up place, when a fake ID will buy you beer, but they swipe the SOB to buy porn)

make the beast with two backsing A if it wasn't almost exactly like that, except the lady spoke less english and more korean, and she made me point the movie out with a make the beast with two backsing broom stick.

Its funny now, at the time.. not so much..

[ducatiz]

speaking of beer


Best investment strategy in this economy


If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, I
would have $49.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, I would have
$33.00 today.

If I had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, I
would have $0.00 today.

But, if I had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, I would
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & then recycle. It's called the 401-Keg plan.

If you had bought $1000 worth of Intel (INTC) in 1995, you'd have enough to buy a few 1098s now.

Many people thought Intel would go under after the i486 FDIV bug was discovered.  It was a huge stock drop, it went from something like 30 to $8 a share.  The Dow was trading at around 5000.  I convinced my parents to buy a good chunk of it.  Since 1995, Intel has split 4 times and currently trades at about 800% of that original value.  At its height, it was trading around 3000%.  Suffice to say, my parents were very pleased to sell off the stock when they did.

Even if it was held until now -- Today -- that $1000 would still be worth about 200 grand.

[lauramonster]

very nice profit.

The stickler is finding which of the millions to buy that will pan out. 

Glad it worked out for (CIF) friends.