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Don't you love catfights??? (Lame M.J. joke derby thread)

Started by devils haircut, July 01, 2009, 04:30:22 AM

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NAKID

#15
July 01, 2009, 06:22:28 PM
Delete the thread gets my vote...
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#16
July 01, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
What thread  [coffee]
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July 01, 2009, 06:27:56 PM
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July 01, 2009, 07:45:48 PM
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#19
July 01, 2009, 07:51:11 PM
Merge them all and rename it the shitbird thread

devils haircut

#20
July 02, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Wow, why all the hostility?  I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry.  Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else.  I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans).  I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week.  I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile.  Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite.  So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you?  I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this:  What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore???  The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car.  Skadoosh!

Kopfjäger

#21
July 02, 2009, 04:45:50 PM
wow [bang]
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DrDesmo

#22
July 02, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 04:19:26 PM
Wow, why all the hostility?  I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry.  Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else.  I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans).  I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week.  I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile.  Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite.  So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you?  I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this:  What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore???  The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car.  Skadoosh!

LOL

I think the only reason people were calling for it was we had a michael jackson thread (that got way out of hand) right next to yours, with a mountain of jokes  ;D

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teddy037.2

#23
July 02, 2009, 04:48:09 PM
IB4TL!


or... IB4TDelete....



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NAKID

#24
July 02, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Considering the board you posted this thread in had 2 M.J. threads at the top of the page, there wasn't much searching necessary.
Also take a look at "those of you with 4000+ posts" and see how long they have been members. I didn't create 4000 posts in a couple months, I've been here since May of 2008 (when the board went public).
We in general don't give "noobs" a hard time. But the subject has been beaten to death already.

And to call ANYONE on here a pro-child molestation activist just because they are fans of someone's music is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard and would appreciate if you would refrain from that in the future...
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#25
July 02, 2009, 05:11:45 PM Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 05:14:21 PM by Ducaholic
Most of us like to give each other some harmless ribbing. Try not to take things so seriously next time, especially if it comes from me. I apologize if I offended you. On the other hand with all the MJ threads it is getting old hearing about him. Its apparent that there are some real fans on the forum. How bout we not pic fights and get threads locked.

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devils haircut

#26
July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
Quote from: NAKID on July 02, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
Considering the board you posted this thread in had 2 M.J. threads at the top of the page, there wasn't much searching necessary.
Also take a look at "those of you with 4000+ posts" and see how long they have been members. I didn't create 4000 posts in a couple months, I've been here since May of 2008 (when the board went public).
We in general don't give "noobs" a hard time. But the subject has been beaten to death already.

And to call ANYONE on here a pro-child molestation activist just because they are fans of someone's music is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard and would appreciate if you would refrain from that in the future...

4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry.  I've been here a year too by the way.  Aside from that though, you make a good argument.  Here is the bottom line: I read the joke on another board, laughed, and then logged in to DMF to share a laugh.  I was waiting for my wife to get ready so we could leave.  I didn't have time to double check that I wasn't wasting anyones valuable time by having to re-read a joke...and no one made you click on the thread.  In reality, you didn't hurt my feelings though, and feelings shouldn't be hurt either.  I don't really think that you advocate pedophillia, just giving you guys some crap back.  How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.

ducpainter

#27
July 02, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
4,000 posts in 1 year is a little loser-ish IMHO...sorry.  I've been here a year too by the way.  Aside from that though, you make a good argument.  Here is the bottom line: I read the joke on another board, laughed, and then logged in to DMF to share a laugh.  I was waiting for my wife to get ready so we could leave.  I didn't have time to double check that I wasn't wasting anyones valuable time by having to re-read a joke...and no one made you click on the thread.  In reality, you didn't hurt my feelings though, and feelings shouldn't be hurt either.  I don't really think that you advocate pedophillia, just giving you guys some crap back.  How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.

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#28
July 02, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
Quote from: devils haircut on July 02, 2009, 05:14:25 PM
How about a big group hug and we can all move on and you can get back to reading "Radioactive-Man #1" with Bart and Milhouse.

Wasn't that destroyed when they were fighting over it in the treehouse?  ;D

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DrDesmo

#29
July 02, 2009, 05:17:56 PM
Quote from: painter on July 02, 2009, 05:15:52 PM
I have more posts than NAKID in the same time frame.

Am I loserish too?



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