Don't you love catfights??? (Lame M.J. joke derby thread)

[GAAN]

Nope

not a clique

you can't have a clique without a token midget

and

we don't have one

[herm]

Nope

not a clique

you can't have a clique without a token midget

and

we don't have one

iz

[JBubble]

Nope

not a clique

you can't have a clique without a token midget

and

we don't have one

*raises hand*

[GAAN]

If we have two then there can be only one

MIDGET CAGE FIGHT

My money is on the girl cuz she carries knives

[JBubble]

If we have two then there can be only one

MIDGET CAGE FIGHT

My money is on the girl cuz she carries knives

And I bite. 

[herm]

yeah, but he IZ known to have nails

[GAAN]

oooh

good point

[herm]

and he always documents with photographs

[corndog67]

How do you know this?   Have you met all of the members?   Out of however many hundreds or maybe thousands of members there actually are, I bet at least one of them is a Midget, writing under a taller pseudonym.    Say GiantDucati guy or something misleading like that.  Or how about 5'11'Ducatisti to throw people off?    Notamidget696pilot.   Abnormallytallrider@bigguy.com.   Those midgets are mighty devious.   Wearing those camoflauged lifts on their little feet, lowering links on their shock linkage, putting little 10" Honda CT-70 Wheels on their Ducatis so they can reach the ground.   Putting Ducati 1198 stickers on their Honda Rebels.

Whoa, talk about going off on a tangent.

[herm]

but we KNOW that he IZ short.....even more so than Nakid.

[GAAN]

I've met naked

he gave me a beer

he is a nice man

[Big Troubled Bear]

I don`t have 1198 stickers on my Honda Rebel

[corndog67]

OK, 1098 then. 

[Bun-bun]

Wow, why all the hostility?  I know it's lame to derby a joke, but I don't have the time (like those of you with 4000+ posts) to double check that no one posted it first...sorry.  Not to mention, I guarantee that who ever posted it here first heard it from someone else.  I just wanted to share a joke with fellow riders, and was unaware of the backlash I would endure from pro-child molestation activists (AKA M.J. fans).  I know he enriched our lives with music, but my garbage man enriches my life by collecting all my crap twice a week.  I wouldn't celebrate him either if he was a pedophile.  Really though, some of you guys remind me of the fat comic book guy on The Simpsons; the mighty nerd elite.  So kudos to youdos for not being "a silly noob" like me, but I've still gotta ask..........what does it mean to have "derby" called on you?  I guess by now you are all tired of the tiny violins playing while I cry about "the other kids not playing nice" so I will leave you with this:  What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex anymore???  The six year old kid in the trunk of your (all you M.J. fans) car.  Skadoosh!

Wow, the garbage man picks up twice a week where you live?

[Goat_Herder]

So 4 pages of reading later... still no MJ jokes... I guess I AM the loser for having nothing better to do than reading other grown men's bickering.  LOL