food theft

Started by KnightofNi, May 20, 2008, 08:18:34 AM

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silvy1200

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 23, 2008, 06:05:19 AM
yeah, but that's not as funny as ramesesseseeeees insinuating that silvy was trying to pull a fast one on me.  ;)


i could write something that might leave roses and chocolates along with other stuff on your desk instead, but of course everybody in your office will think your queer  [laugh]
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maybe ive been playing too muchGTA, but you should go to 8ball, get him to build you a bomb and set it to the fridge so the next person who opens the door dies. And in case the bomb doenst go off, you should get an RPG and point it at the fridge in wait.

MendoDave

Of course there are always Pot brownies or food with LSD....
But the LSD thing, maybe not a good idea. you never know how someone might react to that.

KnightofNi

Quote from: MendoDave on May 26, 2008, 10:45:57 AM
Of course there are always Pot brownies or food with LSD....
But the LSD thing, maybe not a good idea. you never know how someone might react to that.

that and the whole federal charges thing.

i'm fairly certain i have heard cases where someone made pot brownies and left them out to teach someone a lesson. the person that made them wound up getting sent to prison for aggravated assault and felony drug charges.
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
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NAKID

OK, weekend is over. What have you decided to do?
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KnightofNi

Quote from: NAKID on May 27, 2008, 10:49:02 AM
OK, weekend is over. What have you decided to do?

i will bait the fridge with a couple of doctored cans.

on friday when i left there were different cleaners up here than there have been for the past 5 months...i don't think i really need to do much as it looks like it has already been done.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

NAKID

Well, that's good and bad I guess...
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Rameses

Quote from: silvy1200 on May 23, 2008, 01:27:13 PM

i could write something that might leave roses and chocolates along with other stuff on your desk instead, but of course everybody in your office will think your queer  [laugh]


But they might already think that.

  :P



Quote from: KnightofNi on May 27, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
i will bait the fridge with a couple of doctored cans.

on friday when i left there were different cleaners up here than there have been for the past 5 months...i don't think i really need to do much as it looks like it has already been done.

I think you should do it anyway.  It'd be hilarious for us when you post that you forgot which can had the ipecac in it and you ended up puking all over your desk.

;D

KnightofNi

Quote from: Rameses on May 27, 2008, 01:01:56 PM
I think you should do it anyway.  It'd be hilarious for us when you post that you forgot which can had the ipecac in it and you ended up puking all over your desk.

;D

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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

NAKID

I think I would rather work!
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Jobu

Knight, did you ever solve this problem?

If not, I think I found your solution:

http://usb.brando.com.hk/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00286

[laugh]  WTF
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KnightofNi

actually, nothing has happened since we lodged a formal complaint and then went over the normal escalation route and straight to the people in charge of the cleaning crew.

we got a mostly new cleaning crew a few days afterwards and there have been no problems since. at least none that i'm aware of.


also, that fridge is so small i couldn't keep my lunchmeat and a soda in there. and where do i keep the mayo? i'd need 3 of them!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Jobu

Quote from: KnightofNi on September 04, 2008, 06:30:43 AM
actually, nothing has happened since we lodged a formal complaint and then went over the normal escalation route and straight to the people in charge of the cleaning crew.

we got a mostly new cleaning crew a few days afterwards and there have been no problems since. at least none that i'm aware of.


also, that fridge is so small i couldn't keep my lunchmeat and a soda in there. and where do i keep the mayo? i'd need 3 of them!

You'd have to buy at least two fridges.  :P
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KnightofNi

i know!

i don't have enough usb ports open for that.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

NAKID

Get a multi USB splitter, you can get like 8 plugged into one port! That's a 6 pack and one fridge for meat, the other for mayo!
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